DUmmie FUnnies 04-19-05 ("Blaming widespread 'faulty' voting machines is bad for Democrats")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 19, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[whereasandsoforth]

In addition to owning the votes, we need to go ahead and have that meeting where we take a small group of Freepers (small is all it takes) and assign each an individual DUmmie to follow and document what they say and outline their ideas. I think it is a good idea to have their unamerican activities well documented and have their individual identity assigned to who said what. My computer geek friend will be glad to assist in "outing" these people with their true identity (think how easy it was with Buckhead).

Please see the sign-up sheet in The Smokey Back Room.

[Cyclopean Squid]

Paper ballots, hand counted at the precinct level, is the only way to restore faith in the Democratic process. Party to power. There.

[Buck W.]

"Paper ballots, hand counted at the precinct level, is the only way to restore faith in the Democratic process. "

Just like in the State of Washington.

[Romish_Papist]

I was under the impression that Diebold machines weren't even used in Ohio.

[Cyclopean Squid]

Yesterday I withdrew some money from an ATM, and was shocked to see it was a Diebold! The evil corporation made it appear as though I was flat broke, when I knew perfectly well that I have centillions in my account. Diebold is not content with stealing elections for *co, it's out to steal money from hard-working (well, in my case lazy) citizens!!!!! /DUmmie-esque mode

[WinOne4TheGipper]

hush up the fact bush stole election, dont want to depress dem? is that it. well. k. lets all be quiet, lke i told myself prior to this election, they stole 2000, she just dont think about it and maybe they wont do it 2004. oops, they did. k pretend it didnt happen to not depress the dem vote,...........for 2006???? nope. truth has to be told. lite of the day. gotta be fix, or we dont win

Who knew Yoda was a DUmmie? "Whine because we lose elections, we do."

[WinOne4TheGipper]

And all the governorships up for election

And even some that aren't.:)

[Cyclopean Squid]

Yoda is the perfect Dem. He's a liar and a hypocrite. He pretends to be frail and weak, and yet we all know he can rumble if he has to. He's scamming the gubmint for $.

And his policy on the Sith is a joke. He wants to wipe them out of existence. The Dark Jedi are evil because they want to kill all the Good Jedi and rule the galaxy, and the Good Jedi want to...do the same thing.

[COBOL2Java]

DU: The Poster Boy (Gurl? Womyn?) for the espression "My mind is made up! Don't confuse me with the facts!"

[KJC1]

Where I helped in Sandusky OH, botched recount, a person on the BOE there said the touch screen machines (used in other places) should all be smashed! He knew they were no good. Paper ballots, hand counted at the precinct level, is the only way to restore faith in the Democratic process.

Translation: A fellow moonbat says it's true, and I present this as rock-solid evidence.

When I volunteered in FL, I saw people like this, spreading complete BS. One moonbat got on a megaphone and said to the line of voters, "Don't listen to what the Republicans are telling you--You can still vote!" Another BC04 volunteer confronted him, demanding to know WHO ever said that. All he could do was stutter and get defensive, then had to basically admit no Republican had said such a thing.

How much to you want to bet at least some of those people believed his lying, divisive statements? The Dems can't win with the truth so all they have is lie after lie after lie after lie. Thank God those lies weren't enough.

[NRA1995]

hush up the fact bush stole election, dont want to depress dem? is that it. well. k. lets all be quiet, lke i told myself prior to this election, they stole 2000, she just dont think about it and maybe they wont do it 2004. oops, they did. k pretend it didnt happen to not depress the dem vote,...........for 2006???? nope. truth has to be told. lite of the day. gotta be fix, or we dont win

A lack of literacy could not POSSIBLY be blamed for their losses. I'm betting many of them couldn't spell Kerry/Edwards well enough to find it on a touch screen.

[libs_kma]

"It has to be fraud. How can anyone reject their winning ideas"

Now wait just a dang minute! Are you, are you trying to say...that Jean Francois had a *gasp* PLAN?

Now WHY didn't he just come out and tell us that????

Having a plan is worth at LEAST 60,000 extra votes in Ohio!

If only we knew. You know what else I heard? That Jean Francois was...get this...in VIETNAM!!!

How could we not vote for that guy?? /sarcasm off

[chesley]

Just so long as it's done.

[SaveTheChief]

No... we lost the election because FL and OH were stolen. The machines weren't "faulty", they were rigged. And those who refuse to see it still think the earth is flat. Eventually this will all come out.

It is so much fun to watch DUmmies in a total state of denial. What's odd is that when most people go through a traumatic incident is that they eventually come to accept the truth. DUmmies don't accept the truth, and their delusions get weirder and weirder.

[Dashing Dasher]

SAD?

Nope, that's just plain FUNNY!



Giggle!

[CharlieOK1]

this guy makes a good point. Hey DUmmies, don't bother to vote anymore. The machines are all rigged. Don't waste your time and effort!

[MarineBrat]

No... we lost the election because FL and OH were stolen. The machines weren't "faulty", they were rigged. And those who refuse to see it still think the earth is flat. Eventually this will all come out.

 

Normal way

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

Dummie way

1. Denial
2. Depression
3. Drugs
4. Search for money
5. Move in with Mom

[maryz]

Paper ballots, hand counted at the precinct level, is the only way to restore faith in the Democratic process.

Hey, he has a point! It was paper ballots, hand-counted at the precinct level, that gave Tip O'Neill his start -- supporters did the counting, with bits of graphite under their fingernails, the easier to "adjust" the vote!

[JLS]

Is there a key to the abreviations the DUmmies use on your website? I forget one every now and then and at first glance I did not see a key to DUmmy abreviations on your site. You should consider adding one.

[PetroniDE]

No... we lost the election because FL and OH were stolen. The machines weren't "faulty", they were rigged. And those who refuse to see it still think the earth is flat. Eventually this will all come out.

Let them keep thinking that. That wasn't how we stole those election. The "machines" were only a diversion. Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh.