DUmmie FUnnies 03-08-05 ("The Bev Harris story for newbies and those who have forgotten")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Duke Nukum]

Why isn't he running for the Canadian border?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

It was just "committed. Meanwhile Bev was living high on the hog in fancy Florida hotel rooms.

[Ostlandr]

Hey is this Mike the Marine I used to wargame with? Panzertoten?

[Duke Nukum]

I gotta thing this guy is sitting outside Bill Clinton's Harlem office.

[prairiebreeze]

and unless you were following the elections really close, it wouldn't have been obvious that she was barking up the wrong tree and was not going to be able to deliver what a lot of folks were thinking she would.

OTOH, unless you had been living under a rock, on another planet (which I realize does apply to some DUmmies) or have the IQ of a retarded iguana, it would have been obvious that FL went to Bush with an unchallengable advantage and anybody trying to say otherwise was actually only running a special on snake oil.

[gidget7]

Sorry to hear of you ear infection, hope it feels better soon!!!

What Bill Clinton thread?

[gidget7]

"That is part of the reason I am in such a pickle. Sick...unemployed...no insurance...hoping welfare kicks in and pays my outstanding medical bills so I can have the surgery that will save my life. I was supposed to get insurance from BBV...but they never paid the premimums. SO here I sit literally, sick, sad, sorry, and sober"


Being this much of a con is what is SICK! Supposedly the guy has gall bladder problems, which may indeed require surgery, however, were it to that point, it would happen whether he could afford it or not! Those problems require surgery on an emergency basis, and no hospital would refuse to do it, even on a homeless person. If it hasn't gone that far, then it isn't a life saving surgery.

[beckysueb]

[Then virtually ALL DUmmies are dopes by your own definition since they nearly all fell so easily for Bev’s obvious con, even though it was EXPOSED early in the DUmmie FUnnies.]

I still remember all the posts supporting Bev Harris. "We love ya, Bev!" echoed loudly through the halls of DUmmieland. Man, this is sweet!

[beckysueb]

I'm one of them, unfortunately, though I didn't contribute to Bev's organization.

Yeah, right. How much did she get out of ya, DUmmie? After all the crows of "I gave", I bet it will be hard to find a DUmmie now who will actually admit to being conned. LOL

[Flux Capacitor]

[franksolich]

I wouldn't be so hard on Bev Harris; after all, she was surrounded by a pack of thieves herself.

Some time ago there was a DUmmie thread that justified Bev Harris, pointing out that much of the money was spent, unauthorized, by the DUmmie "Andy Stephenson" for things such as underwear, cigarettes, and personal long-distance telephone calls.

Apparently the guy really took poor Bev for a ride; it sure wasn't Loom of the Fruit underwear off the discount-store shelf he was buying.....

And thus the frequent comments about "Andy Stephenson" and underwear, forever linked.

[Jackson57]

Will you take a second-party welfare check?

[Jackson57]

Why should he? He's already said he's waiting for welfare to kick in ... PLUS he's getting "donations" from his DUmmie buddies. Wonder if those are tax-deductible?

[Deetes]

She is trying to write me out...I am sick as a dog...could be dying...and she tries to steal the only legacy I have to leave. I hope ya'll remember what I did.

[Yes, Andy Stephenson, we remember what you did. You were partners in Bev’s con game until she cut you out of the action.]

LOL

Looser!!!

Legacy ,LEGACY , what is with rats and this word.

[franksolich]

So the DUmmie "Andy Stephenson," the co-conspirator with Bev Harris, the former Subway fast-food joint cashier, was once a candidate for Secretary of State of Washington (State)?

I found that mentioned in one of the buried threads in DUmmieland.

[franksolich]

Well now, seeing that the DUmmie "Andy Stephenson" is a public figure, and seeing that that is his real name, I guess I do not have to use quotation marks surrounding his DUmmiename (such as, for example, the DUmmie "Faye," "Faye" not being her real name--but the DUmmie "Faye" of course is not a public figure).

So I guess it is okay to post photographs of these public figures.

Bev Harris, aka Bev Dudley.



Andy Stephenson, once known as the DUMmie "GodBlessBushandCheney," or something like that.

[Duke Nukum]

Yeah, right. How much did she get out of ya, DUmmie? After all the crows of "I gave", I bet it will be hard to find a DUmmie now who will actually admit to being conned. LOL

Well, the truly bizarre thing is, DUmmies don't have much money! Investigating Bev will lead back to the DUmmies using what? Welfare checks? Stealing money from their mama's purse? Robbing liquor stores to send the money to Bev????

Maybe China was sending the money to the DUmmies to send to Bev?

[franksolich]

Or food stamps; those are, sort of, negotiable currency.

[KSCITYBOY]

" bofy ache " Get to a doctor quick a bofy ache is noting to mess with.

[freedumb2003]

No kidding -- just ask Bofy: