DUmmie FUnnies 01-07-05 (DUmmie Doohickie Gives Up On "I Believe")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 7, 2005 | DUmmies, DUmmie Doohickie, and PJ-Comix

[Roscoe Karns]

"I do believe in Kerry, I do believe in Kerry; I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I ..."

[NRA1995]

At this point, I must ask....is Doohickie one of us? NOBODY among the DUbies refers to the President as W.....

[JennysCool]

I believe John Kerry knows exactly what is going to happen, and he needs to be elsewhere, because I believe it's gonna get ugly.

Hardly a nice thing to say about Ms. Boxer.

[NRA1995]

Just read it....talk about a persecution complex

[franksolich]

You know, I wondered the same thing, NRA.

Is it possible that "Dudhickie" is another Rovian plant, like Bev Harris, "William Pitt," "Faye," "Shortbus" (I have not noticed Shortbus posting lately; maybe she and her girlfriend did move to Canada after all), "Andy Stephenson," and "Packamamma"?

[PJ-Comix]

At this point, I must ask....is Doohickie one of us? NOBODY among the DUbies refers to the President as W.....

Methinks you are CORRECT!!! TRUE DUmmies never refer to the president as W. Come on, Doohickie! Confess! You were a Freeper all along, right?

[45semi]

I think Senator Kerry will continue to work behind the scenes to uncover any injustice that occurred on Election Day,
and will also do his best to serve his constituents and the nation at large.
In that sense, he still has our back.

I think he will continue to sit on his duff & collect his pay for missing 70% of the votes,
ignore you DUmmies,
plan his run in 08,
go snowboarding while the snows still there,
spend his wifes $$$,
ignore you DUmmies,
go in for some more botox,
go golfing when its nice,
go sailing when its nice,
ignore you DUmmies,
so on, and so forth, world without end, la lal la la la,
ignore you DUmmies,

Sad that they project so many wonderful attributes onto a man who obviously couldnt give a tin sh_t about them...

[dr_pat]

French bordeaux, even at a discount? blah!

I prefer port, buy it by the case at a marvelous price from a little old winemaker down the road...

...it's from California, famous for wine and whining Senators...

[Paradox]

I think it is quite probably that a number of well known DUers are actually stealth Freepers. I lurk on there, and you can tell the subtle difference when a freeper posts, even when he is "in drag", at least I can. I also have great "gay-dar"...

[freedumb2003]

That is FUNNNY!!!

(of course it now safely copied into my reference library where it can be used without saying from where I got it)

[Caipirabob]

Actually, I've taken to a lot of Portuguese wines.

Quinta De Chocopalha Cabernet being among the more interesting.

This was substantially less expensive. : )

[speed_addiction]

How about this little tidbit from the Ant Farm?

Barney Rocks (729 posts) Fri Jan-07-05 06:28 PM Response to Original message 26. can we push for "protection" I know that some species are protected like the Giant Panda and alligators. Some groups are protected (if they are targeted by hate crimes etc) could we get protection for Democrats as a group?

[Simmy2.5]

Ah man! Does this mean I have to change my tagline already? Hehehe.

[franksolich]

DUmmieland is full of truly interesting psychological cases; it is fun to "analyze" each member after reading circa 40-50 of his or her posts over there.

I am deaf, and do not know "sign language," and so rely mostly upon "body language." When in DUmmieland, I rely upon "word language;" the vocabularly and terms DUmmies use in their messages.

There are so many fakes and frauds over there (in the sense of authentic DUmmies, not Rovian plants); such as the one who alleges to be "associated with" a "large medical research laboratory".....but then whose vocabulary and word usage is all-too-similar with that of people employed in the fast-food industry.

I have "expertise" (quotation marks gently intentional) in this, being a writer myself, and of course a voracious reader. (And a college graduate "dumb enough" to be an enthusiastic supporter of George Bush, both senior and junior.) Usually, generally, most of the time, one paragraph is all that is necessary for me to decipher the occupation of the writer.

My current favorite DUmmie (a real DUmmie, not a FReeper or Republican plant) is "Packamama," or something like that, who alleges she gave "thousands" of dollars, "the maximum contributions allowed by law," for John Kerry.....but whose vocabulary betrays, probably, a single mother who kicked out the boyfriend, and familiarity with food stamps.

The real DUmmies are.....well, DUmmies.

[beckysueb]

I bet not one of these self pitying a--holes was denied their rite to vote Nov 2. They love wallowing in self pity and victimhood.

[beckysueb]

Alacazam, poof! The exit polls are now altered.

[Fenris6]

"Unless a DUFU thread is certified by YOURS TRULY it is NOT authorized."

My apologies for wrangling in this AM - couldn't help myself. I will be turning over all proceeds to PJ Comix :)

Its funny how today, all the DUmmies are claiming they never "believed" their scheme would overturn the election...

[Caipirabob]

Hey, throught the cloud in my head, you said "Port"!

May I recommend (the bottle is now in front of me) "Delaforce Oporto : Curious and Ancient - 20 Years old"

Also, as a close second, "Fonseca Porto : Aged tawney - 20 Years old"

You see, my wife had 5 herniated disks about 1 year ago. Never drank. She was offered Vicadin as a pain-killer. Wouldn't even take aspirin. We found that a thimble of good port worked like a charm until her spinal fusion.

4 disks healed. 1 disk with the fusion has healed as best as it may and we are doing what we can to accommodate the change in life style, but she is happy and that is the mission that God gave me, so by his grace I do what I can.

At any rate, if you like a porto that has more of a "cordial" flavor rather than a "wine" flavor, I highly recommend these.

I am very interested in what you might suggest.

Have a good'un. "Saude" and "Cheers".

[beckysueb]

Those numbers are way overstated. Watch their fundraisers. They have a lot of trouble collecting even a small amount of money. Besides half of the ones registered are Freepers.

[beckysueb]

They tried that in 2000. The name was McCain.