DUmmie FUnnies 01-07-05 (DUmmie Doohickie Gives Up On "I Believe")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 7, 2005 | DUmmies, DUmmie Doohickie, and PJ-Comix

[granite]

Help Wanted; Apply within.

FR is recruiting double-agents to sign up as DUmmies in order to execute OPERATION FREEPER ENVY (Details by FREEPMAIL, enter  password)

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I heard on the Randi Rhodes show yesterday a caller suggested that one way to beat them at their own game is for everyone to re-register and change your part to Republican. That way, they won't know where to short the machines or work their other slimy tactics. Since folks seem to be leaving the Democratic Party, why not join up as a Republican? That way, you'll get all their spam and junk mail too, and you'll know what their up to before Dems do!


JoMama

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Stop Freeping: New Forum by invitation only?

I don't even know if this is possible, but could DU provide a forum that was invitation only? After a certain number of posts, a DU member could petition the moderators to enter the Forum.

We are providing planning information to lurking freepers. If we want a strategic response to this fascism , shouldn't we attempt to keep it for belivers eyes only? Comments, please.

[granite]

This is easy, I have well over a thousand posts at DU and they just love the flamebait.

[Arrowhead1952]

I must "borrow" that graphic.

[Flux Capacitor]

----If the Red Sox can come back from 3 loses to win the ALCS, if they can break an 86 year curse, if the Sox can do it....why the hell not Kerry....----

THIS IS WHY THE HELL NOT:

"If I had a choice between the White House and the World Series (for the Red Sox) this year, I'm going to take the White House."

--John Freakazoid Kerry, August 2004

So you see, DUmbasses, once again you have no one to blame for your Golden Boy's ass-whipping but him. And you have no one to blame for your subsequent depression but your own tapioca-brained selves.

-Dan

[Charles Henrickson]

February 21st
I think they use the Gregoire calendar over there.

Julian-spired. That's one of the best puns I've seen since next week.

But enough of this Gregoirian chat. . . .

[freedumb2003]

Alacazam, poof! The exit polls are now altered.

*Cue Dramatic Music*

Iggety Iggety Oop
AH AH
Diggity Daggety Oook
AH AH
Digget Dig
Ickety Ick
Flickety Flackety Floop

It yois!!

[freedumb2003]

You can up your post count in the DU Lounge. I did over 100 one night with things like "really?" "wow, that's impressive" etc.


They talk about recipies, stuff like that.

[Chad Fairbanks]

and democratic office break-ins before election day can all be discounted because Saint B*sh stole it and will never give it back.

and democratic office break-ins before election day can all be discounted because the only news reports I saw were breakins of republican and Bush/Cheney campaign offices... but why let a little thing like facts get in the way?

[Flux Capacitor]

"OPEN-N-N-N.... S--

"um....

"Open.... Sasparilla? Open Saskatchewan? Open, um...."

[freedumb2003]

Down down down!

Mine Mine Mine!

I'm rich!
I'm wealthy!
I'm comfortably well off!

[granite]

I have a good time with my pro-life lectures. I just substitute "animal" or "tree" for fetus and they are all on my side.

[freedumb2003]

I have a good time with my pro-life lectures. I just substitute "animal" or "tree" for fetus and they are all on my side.

LOL. These guys are so easy to fake out. Someone on one of these threads (IIRC) used the analogy of the Star Trek Parallel Universe, where Spock pointed out that civilized people can act like barbarians, but barbarians can NOT act like civilized people.

We might have a very few successful trolls over here, but I would put good money up that 20-30% of DU is our folks trolling. It's soo easy (if you just keep calm).

[PJ-Comix]

there is a site called DUmmie Funnies. It is pretty funny. They take DU quotes and razz on them. What is especially funny is that many of the DU quotes are freakin' TROLLS of their own and they don't even know it! Hahaha!

I ABSOLVE DUmmie troubleinwinter of all political sin for one week for the nice review of the DUFUs. BTW, I don't know why this DUmmie is so jubilant about the DUFUs quoting Freeper trolls since they are the ones buying into those posts. A good example is DUmmie Doohickie whom I am suspecting more than ever of being a Freeper. And yet he got tons of DUmb DUmmies to go along with his "I Believe" posts.

[PJ-Comix]

The subject of DUmmie registration came up on FR a year or two ago, and someone posted that their numbers reflect everyone who's ever registered, i.e., a lousy FReeper troll who registered and got banned a half dozen times will forever still count as a half dozen registered DUmmies.

I think the true number of current DUmmies is closer to 20,000 and might even be around just 10,000.

[PJ-Comix]

It's actually funny to read that a troll is doing such a fine job over there getting them all worked up. I wonder how many trolls are pushing the special protection of Dems thread?

DUmmie Trolls don't last long on the FR. They usually give themselves away from the get-go due to their lack of subtlety.

And I still think there is a good chance that DUmmie Doohickie is really a Freeper.

[franksolich]

I watch the fund-raising efforts over at DUmmieland with a finely-tuned magnifying glass (much as you probably inspect the DUmmie ants), and remain mystified.

Here at FreeRepublic, during fund-drives (the check is in the mail, Jim--honestly), Jim Robinson reports the total $$ amount raised.

But in DUmmieland, they report only the number of contributing members.....which reveals nothing whatsoever about how much they really take in.

One assumes, maybe 5,000 contributing members of DUmmieland, an "average" donation of $10 cash and $6 food stamps (no slam on those who legitimately need such assistance), so, maybe, $80,000 tops.....but remember, this is sheer shot-in-the-dark speculation.

Is DUmmieland required by law or custom to report the $$$ raised, or is this considered not public information?

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I believe that the system must bend to accomodate a new demand for ethics

Yeah, like handing out crack cocaine in order to get voters registered. LOL

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Sad that they project so many wonderful attributes onto a man who obviously couldn't give a tin sh_t about them...

No doubt! Still I have to wonder what the traitor thinks he's doing in Iraq????? He's not exactly popular among real fighting men ya know.

[cgbg]

I have to wonder what the traitor thinks he's doing in Iraq????? He's not exactly popular among real fighting men ya know

I thought he was over there for the same reason he went to North Vietnam and Nicaragua--to hobnob with brutal Communist dictators. It really is too bad his briefers neglected to tell him that Cuba and North Korea are just about the only remaining ports of call available to him. :-(

[concretebob]

But when it comes to voting rights, we are where the "Negroes" were in the early 1960s.

Yeah thats right, the Democrats in Ohio were turning the water hoses on ya'll and loosing the dogs so ya'll couldn't get to the polls to vote.
It was YOUR PARTY that tried to suppress the black vote in the 60's, you dumb schmuck.
You cheapen the efforts of MLK and the Freedom Marchers when you compare yourself to those true heroes
Hey DUMMIES, get a grip.
There was NO voter fraud, unless it was perpetrated by the Democrats.
GWB WON

STFU