DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-04 AM Edition (Randi Rhodes vs Bev Harris)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[piasa]

A FR thread on a Bev Harris / Blackboxvoting.org conspiracy-theory article:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1205221/posts?q=1&&page=21

[randog]

I don't normally subscribe to ping lists, but this is just too much fun. Kinda like watching The Osbornes. Add me to the list and keep the good times rolling!

[Not A Snowbird]

Thanks, PJ! Your DUmmie Ant Farm is quite stirred up today!

[processing please hold]

I think maybe the 10 people saying the same thing are telling the truth and the other person just might be the one with the problem.

Well Hell's Bell's, isn't that the same thing we were saying about the SBV? That if all of them were saying one thing, and a couple who supported sKerry were saying something else, there just might be a problem with the couple?

The dims didn't recognize that bit of logic before.

[PJ-Comix]

Just what IS the dollar amount that Bev has collected?

Good question. Since her BBV organization is registered as non-profit, by law that dollar amount should be available on her website. It's not. And WHY isn't Bev Harris under arrest as a result?

[prairiebreeze]

People on this site who have gotten her on the phone say she is in a narcissistic snit half the time and doesn't want anyone else to help, and is verbally abusive to them to boot.

Hmmm. Bev's behavior ought to seem entirely normal to most over at the DUmp.

[RogerWilko]

Good Job on these DUFUs! I can appreciate the work you do here. I spend a great deal of time at DUmmieLand, because I'm fascinated at the sheer cluelessness that exists there and I can't wait to see what their newest delusion will be.

It's amazing to me that there actually is a world with such screwed up thinking by DUmmies who think themselves to be enlightened and mega-intelligent. To top it off... They think we're DUmb!!... They're sold a new bridge to NOWHERE on a daily basis! Give ME a break!

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #444.

[NathanR]

PJ would you please add me to your ping list.

This is too funny.

Nathan

[HipShot]

"Could Bev be a Rove plant? Set up to distract from the real election fraud? Just wondering..."

OK, fess up freepers. Who's trolling?

[Dashing Dasher]

Been there, done that!

Boy, last night was a hoot with their petition.
When will they learn that on-line petitions aren't worth the paper they are written on?

[SCALEMAN]

"Could Bev be a Rove plant?"

Have they found the 'eye' of the 'perfect Rovean Storm"?

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #445. And at this rate of PING List signups, I think the PING List will be ringing in the New Year with the magic 500 number instead of hitting it by the time of Kerry's inauguration.

[ReeWalker]

Looks loke Bev is back on the raido....seems she's really pissin off the DUmmies
Ohhhhhhhh asking about her credibility! Says don't believe KO. Would love to see his phone records, they never contacted her. Says he even admitted some of it didn't happen, but rather than make a correction said she was belligerant.
Host: one of his criticisms is that you arent making public evidnece you supposedly have. We did make it pulic in a lawsuit in volusia. THe appropriate form isn't running to air it on msnbc. The appropriate form is a lawsuit.
Question: Banned from DU for attacking posters and threatening lawsuits. My credibility is excellent. Read the board of directors statement. I don't care what a bunch of people with fake names writes about me in a forum. What I care about is the evidence I have that shows problems.
ALso these smear things are happening from people aligned with Dems. THe dems want to focus on surpression that doesn't hold up in court. We are looking at the machines and we are finding guilt from both parties.

[Ditter]

tee hee You are a fun guy!

[shezza]

That Perfect Rovian Storm just keeps making big ol' waves, doesn't it? Churning up the DU sea of tranquility tranquilizers, drowning out the voices crying hoarsely in the wilderness, and creating one heck of a rip-tide that is apparently drowning all of BEV's "enemies" before our very eyes. "Help, Randi, Save Us! Toss us another life preserver to which we can desperately cling and throw money!"

Oh, that Perfect Rovian Storm (yes, it does sort of roll off the tongue in a sweet manner).

[maryz]

We are looking at the machines and we are finding guilt from both parties.

Both parties, eh? Does that mean she intends to start trolling over here for contributions, now that the DU well has apparently run dry? ;-)

[shezza]

Oh, and if you are a book publisher/literary agent, you can make your HUMONGOUS offer by e-mailing me at PJ-Comix. Remember, I WON'T be embarrassed by your grotesquely large monetary offers.

Looks like David Allen of Plan Nine Publishing might have an open slot on his agenda... although it appears his advances are rather small. (Guffaw! Bev is an evil woman.)

[Freepdonia]

tough shit about what the damn freepers think

My, aren't we testy today, DUmmie! :-)

[RogerWilko]

I try my best! I had fun rippin' 'em a couple of new ones on the petition. I've tried on the actual DUmmy site but I've been banned TWICE with only ONE post!

I think when they saw my chosen screen name the 2nd time I registered, "DemonicRat", they might've figured I was there to be a DISRUPTOR and never let me on! Damn chickens!