DUmmie FUnnies 12-03-04 AM Edition (Bev Harris BANNED From DUmmieland!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 3, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Mike Fieschko]

Lending unquestioning support to an egotistical PR personality is never a good idea.

Clinton, Hillary, Dean, Edwards, Kerry, the Revvvv Jackson, Sharpton, ...

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard PINGEE #401.

[stands2reason]

Welcome aboard PINGEE #400. And now on to the big five-oh-oh!

Your pinglist is beginning to rival Pokey78's late great Mark Steyn pinglist, which has since been nearly put out of commission by quidnunc, the excerptor from hell.

[USNBandit]

add me to the ping list

[concretebob]

I can tolerate 20 minutes of snow, and then my fun meter is pegged. Have you been over to the FairTax thread?

[shezza]

we could raise money for the families of the military by huckstering to the DU

Excellent...I've been pondering the same thing. But what shady doings to prey on their paranoia? Hmmmmmm. Let me know when you come up with something. I'll be your voicemail answerer (*snort!*).

[kenth]

They're so PC, it's a wonder to me how they communicate at all with each other without lawsuits flying.

[cgbg]

Outstanding work.

Hopefully Bev will not fade into the night quietly.

Surely a lawsuit could persuade the DUers to allow her back into the forum.

I hope you can keep this up through the electoral college vote and the inauguration. Then you will have a nice fat comic book to publish. :-)

Envision this: Number 1 on the New York Times Non-Fiction List:

Dummy Funnies!

But I should warn you--those New York Times Book Reviewers get downright hostile at times. :-)

[JennysCool]

That thread is the most hilariously delusional thing I have ever read. Thanks. I think.

[Not A Snowbird]

No, I've been out and away from my computer. I'll look for it.

[ReeWalker]

how about a 'proving that millions of illiterate subway tunnel dwellers of NYC were disenfrenchfrised' fund drive, c/o ME, P.O. Box 87654, NYC, NY?


don't know if that one would work but if ya tried to prove that millions of illiterate sombodys in a swing state were disenfrenchfrised' they'd send tons of money

[Mike Fieschko]

I have been a practicing astrologer for many years

"'I was right about the comet...don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute.'" -- Everything you know is Wrong!

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #402.

[nana4bush]

Add me to the PING list please.

No way would I venture into that DU cuckoo's nest. Am enjoying your Cliff Notes version.

[jveritas]

Yesterday, I called Bev Harris office and she answered the phone. I told here that I have a question on how to make a donation, and she got very excited. I asked her if I can donate Aluminum wrap rolls instead of money so she can make a lot of tin foil hats and give it to the insanely delsuional liberals.

She got very angry at me and hung up the phone.

[PJ-Comix]

Envision this: Number 1 on the New York Times Non-Fiction List:

Dummy Funnies!

If I can get a publisher I have no doubt the book would be a big seller. Blogs are hot now.

[Dan from Michigan]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dashing Dasher]

Where do these people work?
How many can be employed by Starbucks?

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #403.

[FredZarguna]

Don't shoot that dwarf: hand me the pliers.