I have to pop my Alabama CD in if I want to hear "Joseph and Mary's Boy"
Tomorrow I start listening to Christmas music before Thanksgiving is too early IMHO. (Your millage may vary)
--"I Found the Brains of Santa Claus Underneath My Bed" (heard on Dr. Demento). "It was in a pickle jar, I wonder if he's dead. Oh they smell like dried up tuna and look more green than red...")
--"Let's Make Christmas Mean Something This Year". By the Godfather of Soul, Mr. James Brown. "(spoken)Remember when we were little and you couldn't wait for... Sanny Claus?" A screamin' good time (1966)
--"A Christmas Song" by Rash of Stabbings. Controversial name for this band from Providence (in the 80s) but: "...because Christ was born, then crucified/you know that's the meaning/ No jingle bells in my heart, no Frosty/ Children dreaming, but it's not that way for me/ Well, remember what/The Bible sells/ Don't go by what/ Commercial Christmas sells").
--"Merry Bloody Xmas" by the (Irish) Rovers. Flip side to the (Canadian) Attic Records single "Grandma Got Run Over" (cover of Elmo & Patsy). This one's an original: "Merry Xmas/ To me/ My dog threw up all over the Xmas tree/ They repossed/ Me Color TV/ Oh, merry bloody Xmas/ To me". From the gang that gave you "the loveliest of them all was the unicorn"