Is anyone listening to Randi Rhodes??? That has to be a rhetorical question. Obviously, NO.
Posted on 11/09/2004 1:55:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies, having been defeated at the polls exactly a week ago, are now desperately grasping at the wildest straws. And the latest straw the DUmmies are grabbing is one Randi Rhodes of Err America. Prior to Randi’s appearance at Err America she was on WJNO Radio in West Palm Beach where she proudly proclaimed that her greatest fantasy was to perform a “Monica” upon Bill Clinton aboard Air Force One. Oh, and Randi believed in OJ’s innocence from the get go and to this day still thinks the real killers are out there somewhere, probably on golf courses since that seems to be where OJ is looking for them. However, as NUTTY as Randi is, she still has her disciples, mainly DUmmies since her latest shtick is that the election was stolen via computerized black box ballots. The Dummies are now so excited by Randi’s “revelations” that you will note that it sounds like they have suddenly gotten religion after denying God following their election loss last week. So sit back and watch the DUmmies on this THREAD drink the Black Box Ballot Kool-Aide along with Randi. As usual, the desperate DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the bemused observations of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:
Good Lord!!! Is anyone listening to Randi Rhodes???
[HALLELUJAH!!! Not only am I listening to Randi Rhodes but I am also sharing a crack pipe with her!]
Praise the Lord!
[Praise the Lord! The God that I recently denounced WILL restore us to the promised land on Pennsylvania Avenue!]
Yeah, it's pathetic that she's so right, isn't it?
[Well, I certainly agree with the pathetic part of your statement.]
you didn't just make fun of Randi, did you?
[A serious thinker like Randi whose main goal in life is to perform a “Monica” on Clinton aboard Air Force One? NAW!]
I'm listening,....maybe some Dem's biqwigs are too?
[Yes, let them drink the Black Box Ballot Kool-Aide too.]
I'm loving it. Where can we get an mp3 of this???
[At ElvisIsAlive.Com.]
Sweet Jesus, I can't stop going through the anger / depression cycle.
[You are now in the Desperation part of the cycle but don’t worry, you will soon be returning to back to Depression section of the cycle.]
I just wish we had info on what DNC was doing.
[Trying to decide what kind of ostrich skin couches, gold fixtures, and plush carpeting to furnish Terry McAwful’s office with.]
DNC, oh DNC, why hast thou forsaken us?
[You are forgiven your stupidity my son. Now go and sin some more.]
Praise Jesusland
[Burying ground of Liberal candidates.]
Clear evidence of voting fraud!!! Someone inform the media!
[Someone inform the Institute of Mental Health!]
Now let me make sure I'm clear on this...Those were all counties in Ohio, right?
[Wrong. Those are all counties in the Twilight Zone.]
I thought it was a conspiracy theory though?
[Yes, with the highest Tinfoil Hat classification.]
Lawrd-y me! It's a miracle!
[Yes! A miracle delivered unto us by the Black Helicopters!]
Hallelujah!! This is cracking my shit up. The demon mathematics. The demon science. The demon pollsters ... before God gave them the answers. Freaking hilarious. Praise God.
[Hallelujah! Hand me more of that Demon Rum to knock me even more senseless! Praise God! I’m DRUNK with Black Box Voting conspiracy theories!]
the fishy votes turned into loaves - it's a miracle!
[Yes, it is a miracle that the DUmmies can be conned twice by the same election. First by the phony exit polls and second by Randi’s crack dream Black Box Voting conspiracy theory.]
Is anyone listening to Randi Rhodes??? That has to be a rhetorical question. Obviously, NO.
PING!
Praise the Lord! Add me to your DUmmies FUnnies ping list, would ya? I feel the need to gloat for a while longer! Thanks!
And they're the 'next generation' for us to deal with? Someone wake me for the race in 2040.
"Good Lord!!! Is anyone listening to Randi Rhodes???"
Nope I'm listening to the normal cast of DUmmies who call the Michael Medved show with the usual range of wild conspiracy theories.
Man, they are losing it. Which begs the question: did they ever really have it to begin with?
No, actually. That's why her network has to buy its airtime.
-Dan
The DUmmies are working their way from complete desolation to sheer rage. They now believe the election was stolen so their rage will know no bounds.
Only for laughs.
We listen to Randi in very small doses... almost a morbid fascination at this point. We just duck in to see what she's raving about then duck out so we won't get any cooties.
Well we did cheat didn't we? I mean how could a draft-dogging chimp beat a real Vietnam War Hero? I just hope they don't figure out how we did it.
Yeah, that was a hoot, wasn't it? I particularly enjoyed the Tinfoil Hat who said there was stll slavery going on in Mississippi until the '80's.
You are on a roll my freeper friend, while the DUmmies seem to have fallen by the side of the road. I am afraid they are lost in their delusional dreamworld. (I hope they are reading this) heh
Be careful what you ask for, DUmmy. Are you sure you REALLY wanna go there?
It's like watching the DUmmie Ghost Dance.
ONE WORD....WACKOS....
Where've you been, Chadizzle Fairbizzle? You're just now getting on PJ's masterpieces of daily enlightenment and entertainment (enlightainment?)?
You're behind the curve there, buddy. Therefore, no Black Box Kool-Aid for you for 24 hours!
I think what this really means is that as Bush was not really elected in 2000, nor in 2004 he is able to stand again in 2008 and 2012 - hurrah.
Pray for W and Our Troops
Keith Olberman was swallowing the Kool-Aide last night. It will be interesting to see if he does the same tonight.
Hi! We are jean-yes-iz! We are!
Jenny*, Randi, Rosie, and Tim Allan*.
*Who? Never heard of them...
Ted Rall was on a local conservative talk show last night here in Seattle. He actually said that Bush's re-election was illegitimate because he stole the first election. Using his logic, Bush is safe to run for 2 more terms. LOL!
That's not Tim Allen...arr arr ARR!
Oh, "Allan"...never mind
Jenny looks like an old girlfriend. She was insane, too.
Ahhh!
Another dose of fun to lighten my day-----
This is even better than listening to the DUmmies crack up live-and-in-the-flesh!
ROFL!
Randi Rhodes??? RANDI RHODES?!?!?! That's like saying "Hey I know, let's run Lyndon LaRouche in '08! That'll show those "fascists".
Ye have heard it hath been said: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
PING
Great googlie mooglie, that's some good stuff right there! Please add me to your ping list.
Jenny looks like an old girlfriend. She was insane, too.
I dated her too... Looks like Jenny gets around.
This is just the latest of the DUmmie Emotional Rollercoaster Ride. Last week their glee over the phony exit polls were followed by gloom, shock, despair and depression. And this week, thanx to Randi Rhodes, they are on the hope part of the ride to be followed by outgrage and finally despair again. The fun part will be to look in on my DUmmie Ant Farm when Ohio certifies Bush as the victor of its Electoral votes.
I still say Randhi Rhodes looks like Odo from DS9.
Wow... that could be the cover to the new hit game: Spot The Lesbian!
But these wackos think they they are equivalent to the almighty god of FReeper(Jesus)land, Buckhead! Check this out, they are salivating over possibly winning Ohio...LMAO
Ojai Person (41 posts) Tue Nov-09-04 05:12 PM
Response to Original message
12. No question!
We are witnessing history in the making. We don't know how it will all play out. The important thing is that the people are hungry for the truth, we have come to value our vote and then to have it trashed like this is going to force a change. Big change. Who knows, there may not be any Parties left standing as we knew them when this is over.
The only thing I am concerned about now is what will the AntiPres and his coven resort to as this threatens to come out? A "terrorist" attack? Maybe that's why it's so important that it's in the hands of the people. Because we will not back down! And that's why it is so important to keep working to get the facts established and get the word out. IMHO
I know always say this, but again...one of your best!!
These people are like classic, hollywood-style Satanists.
Overtime they mention religion it's "opposite" day.
Good is Evil, Evil is Good, Black is White etc.
They scratched out all the negatives in their Bible and called it their own. As in, "Thou shalt have ** other gods before Me." and "Thou shalt *** commit adultery."
Their "There is no God" and "I hate Christians" one day and their "Praise God" the next is really beginning to make me sick and angry!
Looks like skinner(owner of the DUmmies) just bursted their bubble, but they aren't having any part of it...LOL
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x33964
Foiled by spell check again! I'm going to stop being lazy and proofread instead of spell check.
Their rage will be quickly bounded when they realize they have no guns, and no concept of how to use them. We "jesusland" folks have been doing that for them, too.
Please add me to this ping list. I want to savor every second of schadenfreude for the next four years.
Yes, I love that!
Uggg...you made me go over there to look...ugh! Double ugh!
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Edited on Tue Nov-09-04 05:47 PM by Skinner
This was posted earlier, but I'm going to re-post it under my name so everyone sees it. I have verified with PeteNYC over at the Kerry Campaign that this email message from Cameron Kerry is real. Please stop posting that other email message with Cam Kerry's email address. That message has already been posted dozens of times, and the moderators keep having to delete it.
Anyway, Pete tells me that the Kerry Campaign is well aware of the alleged voting irregularities, and they've got a bunch of lawyers looking into it. At this point, there simply are not enough votes for us to win this thing, so please don't expect JK to un-concede. But the Kerry People are well aware of the whole situation, and they have not abandoned us. I told Pete that I didn't think anyone really expected Kerry to un-concede, particularly if there aren't enough votes. But win or lose, many people are alarmed by the reports of voting irregularities, and it's important that these these allegations are not being ignored.
So, here's Cam Kerry's email. Yes, it's real...
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I am grateful to the many people who have contacted me to express their deep concern about questions of miscounting, fraud, vote suppression, and other problems on election day, especially in Florida and Ohio. Their concern reflects how much people care about the outcome of this election. I want to you to know we are not ignoring it. Election protection lawyers are still on the job in Ohio and Florida and in DC making sure all the votes are counted accurately. I have been conferring with lawyers involved and have made them aware of the information and concerns people have given me. Even if the facts don't provide a basis to change the outcome, the information will inform the continuing effort to protect the integrity of our elections.
If you have specific factual information about voting problems that could be helpful to the lawyers doing their job, please send it to vri@dnc.org rather than to me.
The election protection effort has been important to me personally, and I am proud of the 17,000 lawyers around the country who helped. It's obvious that we have a way to go still, but their efforts helped make a difference. Their work goes on.
Thank you,
Cam Kerry
Rove V-Aid?
ugh...see above
Thank you very much. That was most enlightening.
I get on average about 100+ pings a day as it is, so I'm real careful what lists I end up on ;0)
(I'm InDemand - like Comcast cable, yo)
What's happening to me?????
Small mouth.
What's happening to me?????
Getting over grief involves disbelieving, resentment, anger, sadness, rejection, and acceptance
I'd say you're passing through the "anger" stage and will be passing shortly into the "sadness" stage.
Avoid sharp objects for the next week or so.
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