Hulk doll's monster willy

www.thesun.co.uk ^ | Mon, Jul 7, 2003 | THOMAS WHITAKER

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Hulk doll's monster willy By THOMAS WHITAKER Showbiz Reporter

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Stunned ... Leah, six, with doll

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.

Big shock ... Hulk's giant manhood

“Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.

“It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”

The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.

Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.

The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.

[DAnconia55]

Whew..... this one made me actually LOL...

[DAnconia55]

Probably a plot by the sodomites :)

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[Clinging Bitterly]

HA! I think that's just too darned funny.
I remember as a kid, when my older sister was that age, she was getting into Barbie dolls. Of course, she had a Ken doll too. It bothered her a lot that Ken DIDN"T have a willy. In a toy store, she found a GI Joe and stripped him down and found the same anatomical deficiency. She thought the idea was sick that people would make man dolls that weren't anatomically correct. I haven't seen it for myself, but I guess today's fix for that problem is that they have underwear that is molded right in.

There used to be a beer called Olympia that was brewed in Tumwater Wa. Their claim to fame was that the beer was brewed with pure water from artesian wells. About 25 years ago they had a promo running where they depicted the beer as being made by these sort of woodsy looking elves they called artesians. An enterprising outfit started producing a stuffed artesian doll that stood about a foot tall. He was a perfectly innocent looking forest elf who had frizzy troll hair and a long beard, which, when lifted, exposed a pretty good sized set of male parts. Used to get a lot of hoots with that one.

Dave in Eugene

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“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

Has big feet and big hands, too.

[lelio]

He was a perfectly innocent looking forest elf
Makes you wonder what's actually in beer from Tumwater.

[KarlInOhio]

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry horny,”

[af_vet_rr]

This made me laugh as well, I wonder just how "official" this doll was and whether or not that is the reason for hearing nothing from the company owners/managers. I don't see a licensed hulk being that anatomically correct. Being non-anatomically correct would save them money on materials ;-)

[Feiny]

Be glad that I only brought your son the HULK HANDS for his birthday!!!

[lelio]

HULK HANDS
Did it come with HULK KLEENEX?

[Feiny]

eeeewwwww that is funny

[Clinging Bitterly]

>> Makes you wonder what's actually in beer from Tumwater.

Well this was a long time before Viagra.
Most of my crowd didn't think much of Oly. It had a watery flavor, but then that was their slogan, "It's the water". I prefer light beers these days but Oly was TOO light.

A lot of us were upset when Pabst bought out Blitz Weinhard - we were afraid they'd eventually dump the brand and close the brewery of this altogether decent Oregon beer, and they ultimately did just that. Didn't shed a tear for Oly though.