'I Want my $27,000 Back': China Man Demands Wife Refund Wedding Costs After 33 Days

AsiaOne ^ | DECEMBER 01, 2022 | Mandy Zuo

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“China Man”? Isn’t that a no-no?

[AndyJackson]

if my husband left me locked out of the house late at night, he’d be fixing a broken window and making me morning coffee for a few days.

If I left Mrs Jackson locked out of the house while I was asleep, my surgeon would be fixing more than a broken window and I would be fixing more than coffee.

[Jess Kitting]

The couple were introduced to each other by a matchmaker in 2021 and were engaged just three days later.

What could possibly go wrong with that strategy?

[Valpal1]

Well, I’m not holding Mr. Pal 100% culpable because I do have my own keys. It’s really the dog’s fault for not waking him up. In our house, it’s always the dog’s fault.

[crusty old prospector]

C’mon, man. That’s money for nothing.

[AndyJackson]

Yeah, well in the Jackson house the dogs would raise holy hell if Mrs. Jackson were banging at the door.

As such. this is all hypothetical. I am living and breathing because it never happened.

[Valpal1]

Lol, we have a mini dachshund who our son calls a chicken weasel. You never know if he’s going to bark or hide under the sofa.

[BubbaBasher]

Hou’s on first.

[Vaduz]

If you have sons better print that out to hand it on their wall.

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