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When nature calls! Woman plunges HEAD FIRST into filthy national forest vault toilet after dropping her phone and using dog leash as harness to lower herself in to retrieve it
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Posted on 04/21/2022 1:35:31 PM PDT by algore

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1 posted on 04/21/2022 1:35:31 PM PDT by algore
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To: nickcarraway

What, this wasn’t posted by our friend Nick?


2 posted on 04/21/2022 1:36:17 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Liberty is an antecedent of government, not a benefit from government” ~ Clarence Thomas)
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To: algore
California woman.... I would think she would hardly notice the stench..
3 posted on 04/21/2022 1:38:04 PM PDT by unread (Everything you ever thought was right, fair and just is completely wrong..... I think..(?))
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To: algore

Oh, shit!


4 posted on 04/21/2022 1:38:10 PM PDT by BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan (If in doubt, it's probably sarcasm)
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To: algore
She should have at least stopped off at the ER for a couple of shots of gamma globulin.

5 posted on 04/21/2022 1:38:11 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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6 posted on 04/21/2022 1:38:13 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: algore

Did she get her phone back?

And how’s the dog?


7 posted on 04/21/2022 1:38:46 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: unread
> California woman.... I would think she would hardly notice the stench..

CALIFORNIA WOMAN !!

Just like FLORIDA WOMAN only stinkier.

8 posted on 04/21/2022 1:41:42 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan

Shitty job.


9 posted on 04/21/2022 1:41:48 PM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: algore

Dear God!

This is why if you are silly enough to buy an outrageously
expensive phone you should get theft/loss/damage coverage for it.

This story stinks...lol


10 posted on 04/21/2022 1:42:12 PM PDT by Bobalu (Some people are psychopaths and the left is their natural home)
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She’s lucky to be alive. You know how many farmers have fallen into manure holding tanks and suffocated? Apparently this Calif. woman was trying to outdo her stupidity of her Florida counterparts.


11 posted on 04/21/2022 1:42:18 PM PDT by Obadiah ("America is facing a winter of severe illness and death." Biden's own summary of his America.)
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To: unread

If she is a San Franciscan, maybe not.


12 posted on 04/21/2022 1:42:20 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: algore

I hate whwn that happens.


13 posted on 04/21/2022 1:43:29 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: algore

Was she vaccinated....?


14 posted on 04/21/2022 1:44:09 PM PDT by Scarlett156 (Me 3 weeks ago: EVERYONE STOP GOING ON TWATTER. *Elon happens* Me: *goes on twatter twice a day*)
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To: algore

Thanks, but I would have left the phone where it fell, sat about 25’ away from the toilet, waited for someone else to go in, and then used a borrowed phone to call my phone.

But that’s just me. :-)


15 posted on 04/21/2022 1:44:20 PM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Wonderful Troops.)
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To: algore

Note to self: Make sure phone insurance is updated.


16 posted on 04/21/2022 1:44:27 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: skeeter

There’s no place like home!


17 posted on 04/21/2022 1:44:50 PM PDT by xp38
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To: algore

But her Blue Face Diaper should have protected her from everything.

What?

No! She wasn’t wearing a Face Diaper?

the horror . .


18 posted on 04/21/2022 1:45:44 PM PDT by Macoozie (Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
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To: algore

From Cali? Probably had her face diaper on-she be awright.

Blew over an occupied porta-jon with the H-60 long ago in a small LZ.
Dude busted out looking like a pissed off papa-smurf (100% blue).
My CE was crying with laughter....
((FWIW, I did ask the ground guys if the porta-jon was wired down before we landed. Not.)))


19 posted on 04/21/2022 1:46:14 PM PDT by SakoL61R
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To: algore

Sounds like she had a crappy day.


20 posted on 04/21/2022 1:46:30 PM PDT by ETCM
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