Posted on 02/07/2013 10:20:37 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Who knew that Lapierre was French for something disgusting stuck to the bottom of a shoe?
I mean, surely it must be because NRA chief cheerleader Wayne LaPierre cant open his mouth lately without making me think of all kinds of truly repulsive images.
What can I say? The man makes me a good old-fashioned greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes lunatic. When he whined that the presidents daughters got Secret Service protection while the rest of us have to send our own precious cherubs to school unarmed every day, I think I didnt stop screaming for a solid week.
Wayne LaPierre, whose eyes are dead by the way, has driven me crazy. When he speaks, I am forced to go to my calm place and color pictures of bunnies and kittens.
Yes, he has driven me crazy and while some of you might say that it was a very short trip indeed, I wasnt ready to go.
Wayne LaPierre is on the side of people who admit that they want to be armed to the teeth in case the zombies attack.
Yes, zombies.
Because we all know that when dead people rise from their tombs and start doing that this is gonna take for freakin ever walk with their hands out in front, we will all need oodles of assault weapons equipped with, er, magazines.
OK. I dont know Richard about guns and the only magazines Im familiar with insist on having Khloe Kardashian on the cover but, really, Wayne LaPierre...
(Excerpt) Read more at myrtlebeachonline.com ...
And with fascist zombies like Miss Celia, he's well justified.
Wow... just wow! To think this person makes a living as a writer. I can only imagine what “You Don’t Sweat Much for a Fat Girl” must be like.
She’s not worried... Zombies are only interested in people with brains anyways.
That picture pretty well sums it up. Liberals are just plain full of hatred in their hearts and minds and the ugly seeps through and gets out.
First impression is that the writer is mentally ill.
Celia is overstocked on neuroses.
Celia Rivenbark
Celia Rivenbark
Celia Rivenbark
that Chick-Fil-A dude is entitled to spend a chunk of his deep-fried fortune to fight gay marriage.
Which is kinda @#$!%, if you ask me but, again, this is America and that’s absolutely his right. It is also my right to take a stand and not eat there ever again.
Alinski tactic of personalizing it.
New York Sun Prissy Prune
Unloads gun with Petulant Poppycock
The New York Sun allways in lockstep with socialist idealism but has yet to call the Obama extravagant life style feeding off the collective trough behaving like “socialist pigs”. Assigned staffer Celia Rivenbark the job of demonizing NRA head Wayne LaPierre in an article which demonstrated in a very sophmoric way the very limited understanding Sun staffers have of the US constitution and left the impression they just might be the “zombies” she refers to in her hack job.
Never appropached was the serious problem of prosecution and convictions of the gang perpetrators of hundreds of murders in key areas where the new democrats are in total control.
This article deserves a reply in words very inappropriate to FR.
We need to get hold of those pictures of the bunnies and kittens. I'm sure they are probably hideously mutilated or worse.
Hey, I just found some of her kitten and bunny artwork. I knew it, she is certifiable!! This is very disturbing!! </sarc>
Several years ago I thought Uncle Ted was too bombastic to be the face of the NRA. LaPierrre showed me the Nuge is exactly what we need.
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