I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[airborne]

LOL! I like Bert and Ernie. :-)

Do you know where the names came from?

Hint: It's from a Christmas classic!

[Monkey Face]

It slowed down a little....I wonder if it was something I said...?

Last post?

[airborne]

No worries. We still have each other!

[Monkey Face]

True!

Who could ask for more????

;o]

[Monkey Face]

I want this one

[Monkey Face]

Just because of the 5's

[airborne]

Deja Vu!

I've been here before!

Just before post # 5,000 everything got quiet.

Too quiet!

Then....all of a sudden....

BOOM!

And when the smoke cleared, it was just me and post #5,000!

[Monkey Face]

Yah! Did you get a congratulated for that?

You should have!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

It was probably one of my favorite FOX sitcoms, at the time.

[Monkey Face]

Hello!

Hey! Airborne! We're not alone!

[airborne]

I know you're all out there!

I can hear you breathing!

[Monkey Face]

They are all waiting to pounce on the 6,000...

[Monkey Face]

We aren't close enough yet...long about 5989 it will look like a Blue Light Special in Del Rio...

[Monkey Face]

I'm just hanging around to see who gets it, and then I'm going to bed...

I'm running a fever again, so I need to be good to myself...

[airborne]

I hope you get it!

[airborne]

That's not good! You let your immune system run down, huh?

[TASMANIANRED]

I can hear you breathing!

I only do it when I can no longer resist.

[Monkey Face]

I have chronic fatigue and immune dysfunction syndrome or CFS/CFIDS, and the stress of the move has finally caught up with me.

I still have a lot to do because I'm not entirely MOVED, yet! For now, I'm with my brother, 120 miles from where I want to be.

But it's OK. I will survive it AND the move!

;o]

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

"I hope you get it!"

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

[airborne]

There's still a few mouth breathers ou there lurking in the tall grass!

[Monkey Face]

Do you think they'll show up in time?

[airborne]

Well I'm certain you will get there! You don't seem like the type to quit.

[Monkey Face]

Heh-heh!

Thanks! I've never been known to quit anything I start. And some things I haven't started!

LOL!

[airborne]

I can see 'em now. All lined up with one word posts...to themselves!Hee!Hee!Hee!Hee!

[Monkey Face]

What do you hear from your nephew?

[TASMANIANRED]

I am sorry you are not feeling well.

Hot Toddy time?

[Monkey Face]

Yah...the shame of it all...one word posts to oneself...

[Monkey Face]

Oh, yes, THANKS!

How did you know I needed that?

Huggy things to you!

[TASMANIANRED]

Has anybody heard from MikeinIraq. I had a note that he was on the way home ..Did he get back uneventfully?

[airborne]

He's alive and well.He said he has pretty much time lately They do early morning patrols in and around Mosul, then they hang back and guard the base.

[Monkey Face]

I haven't heard, but he did say he would post when he got here.

He probably had to go through that home-town-hero's welcome parade-thing.

(As soon as I get my own place, I'm hanging my yellow ribbon back on the door!)

[TASMANIANRED]

Belated congratulations of the 5000.

I've noticed that traffic drops off during drive time. :-}

[Monkey Face]

Let's hope it stays theat way for a few more posts...

;o]

[airborne]

I just like shooting the breeze here. Helps the time pass.

[Monkey Face]

Yes, it does.

[TASMANIANRED]

Good on you for yellow ribbon hanging.

I can't hang anything any lower than 5 foot or else I'll have one or other pup with a bowel obstruction.

[Monkey Face]

And with your son needing care, you should be available.

[airborne]

I'm gathering up old DVD's to send over. He said they will take anything i send. More players than DVD's I guess.

[Monkey Face]

I have had a yellow ribbon on my door since the war started, and I will keep it there until all our fighting men and women come home.

They deserve that, I think.

But that's just me.

[Monkey Face]

I don't know what to send, and worse, no one to send it to.

[airborne]

Sounds like my dog. He eats the darndest things.

[Monkey Face]

Dogs will do that...

[Monkey Face]

Cats, too, if they are wierd enough.

[airborne]

patriciaruth has a thread here. I've been working with her.

[airborne]

Have you ever seen a dog that eats oranges? And bananas?

[Monkey Face]

I don't know her.

[Monkey Face]

Yep.

[Monkey Face]

I had one.

[airborne]

They have a big dog food shortage over there.