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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: hk409
Now now.....Don't struggle... Muffie wants to talk to you....


161 posted on 12/21/2004 1:15:20 PM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: hk409

Is Amyl Nitrate still around?


162 posted on 12/21/2004 1:15:35 PM PST by Types_with_Fist (I'm on FReep so often that when I read an article at another site I scroll down for the comments.)
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To: hk409

163 posted on 12/21/2004 1:16:04 PM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)
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To: DarkshadowNY

yeppers!

there was another place that had a bigger gif, but it seems to have gone the way of... jj_fate.


164 posted on 12/21/2004 1:16:46 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: MeekOneGOP

165 posted on 12/21/2004 1:17:27 PM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: PetroniDE

Could be ZottritA.... never know....


166 posted on 12/21/2004 1:18:12 PM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: King Prout

jj_fate...lets dig him up and give him a zot from a howitzer too..he misses us.


167 posted on 12/21/2004 1:18:25 PM PST by DarkshadowNY (I only see them in my scope once.....)
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To: TheBigB

168 posted on 12/21/2004 1:18:38 PM PST by Lady Jag (Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes)
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To: JoJo Gunn

Obviously, the troll was on parole and home for the Christmas Holidays and alone again.


169 posted on 12/21/2004 1:19:07 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Rummy Phobia is the new mental disorder of the left. It is similiar to Hate GW Syndrome!)
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To: DarkshadowNY

I forgot where the body is - we didn't use mile-markers at first.


170 posted on 12/21/2004 1:20:38 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: hk409

All your zots are belong us!


171 posted on 12/21/2004 1:21:28 PM PST by Taxman (So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
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To: King Prout

Look for mile marker 0 sticking up in the middle of the desert...he's at the other end


172 posted on 12/21/2004 1:21:49 PM PST by DarkshadowNY (I only see them in my scope once.....)
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To: hk409

Behave. That is an order! Visit Rush to receive your
indoctrination and marching orders for the day. You are
getting sleepy, you are getting sleepy . . . . @@


173 posted on 12/21/2004 1:22:10 PM PST by Twinkie
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To: TXBSAFH

How many times has this guy been banned?


174 posted on 12/21/2004 1:22:32 PM PST by jb6 (Truth = Christ)
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To: DarkshadowNY
GIR:

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhhh..."

175 posted on 12/21/2004 1:22:49 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: jb6

only the shadow knows.


176 posted on 12/21/2004 1:23:11 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: hk409
"break" not "BRAKE"
"biggest" not "BIGEST"
"tried" not "TRYED"
"bend over backwards" not "BEND OVER BACK"
"speller checker is" not "SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING"
"write so brilliantly" not "WRITE SO BRILLIANT?"
"maybe" not "MAEYBE"
"people" not "PEEPLE"
"are asking for it" not "IS ASKING FOR IT"

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

There's no answer to that.

177 posted on 12/21/2004 1:23:17 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Never Apologise. Never Explain)
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To: hk409; TBarnett34
Concept shamelessly stolen from aMorePerfectUnion

Rate-a-Troll for hk409

Criterion Your Score (1-10) Comments
cAPS lock AbuSE 10 You are an answered prayer, a dream come true!
Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal 10 Bush as a dumb liberal is certainly a new spin
Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule 6 Depends on your medication level. If you want to appeal, FReepmail me. Oh, that's right, you can't...
Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper 10 Hallelujah!
Verbal gymnastics 10 Bent over backwards with a back flip and a 2 1/2 front Franken!
Waiting long enough after sign-up to post 0 NO! A mistake that might cost you first place!
Bizarre "facts" 10 Smart posts from you? Where? Who in the Sam Hill is BOB?
Non-sequitur egomania 10 Dude, the "I WRITE SO BRILLIANT" crack is an absolute beauty. It will never be surpassed. You are the Mozart of Trolldom!
Exclamation points 10 You are without peer in anger and aggression. You're even angry at something self-evidently deserved. Outstanding!
Misspelled words 10 Misspellings, lousy grammar, sentence structure. You must've been Valedictorian at the Laughing Academy.
Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals 10 "Biggest morons in the world" is high praise indeed coming from the undisputed champion moron!

                                                                                             Total:  96

We have a new Troll atop the leaderboard! An absolute gem of a Troll post! Thank you so much for your contribution. The title is certainly yours to lose. I'm not sure Michael Streisand could've done a better job!

The leaderboard so far...

Troll Score
hk409 96
bazookamanda 80
CarolinaGOPer 74
Toby03 54
JUSTWANT2BHEARD 51
theblindhog 49
AMBIVILANCEkilledTHEcat 28
titan6310 23

178 posted on 12/21/2004 1:25:07 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: hk409

It is only a movie

Zotz!

179 posted on 12/21/2004 1:25:09 PM PST by Radix (How does one get cleared for awful facts about Moderators #43?)
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To: hk409

Goodness!

I think if he'd quit putting a SKERRY or EDWARDS up his bupbup he'd feel better.

Wierd fetishist!

Here kitty, kitty.


180 posted on 12/21/2004 1:26:14 PM PST by Quix (5having a form of godliness but denying its power. I TIM 3:5)
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