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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!


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To: hk409

What's the frequency, Kenneth?


141 posted on 12/21/2004 1:05:25 PM PST by Admin Moderator (<---Rogue Mod! Watch out!)
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To: hk409
Daaaaaayum. Now you've gone and confused Livingston. And Livingston gets very hostile when he's confused...

}:-)4

142 posted on 12/21/2004 1:05:30 PM PST by Moose4 ("Frrrrrrrrrp." --Livingston the Viking Kitty)
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To: JoJo Gunn
IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

Good Golly, Miss Molly!

143 posted on 12/21/2004 1:06:01 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: PetroniDE

lol


144 posted on 12/21/2004 1:06:18 PM PST by Admin Moderator (<---Rogue Mod! Watch out!)
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To: DarkshadowNY
atomic annie? here ya go:

oops - it be gone from there...
hold on...


145 posted on 12/21/2004 1:07:25 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: Admin Moderator

We call him --- Zottito .....


146 posted on 12/21/2004 1:07:40 PM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)
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To: glock rocks
Re: "Lithium. Stat."

There is noting "stat" about lithium, may I suggest Haldol injectable?
147 posted on 12/21/2004 1:08:08 PM PST by Mark in the Old South (Note to GOP "Deliver or perish" Re: Specter I guess the GOP "chooses" to perish)
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To: hk409

Have you considered the possibility that you're just too stupid to be messing around on a computer?


148 posted on 12/21/2004 1:08:39 PM PST by Redcloak ("FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!" -Teresa Heinz Kerry)
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To: Armedanddangerous

That'll leave a mark. :)


149 posted on 12/21/2004 1:09:22 PM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: hk409
you voted for this guy:

no wonder you are suicidal.

150 posted on 12/21/2004 1:09:37 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: PetroniDE

not Punchyo Lightsout?


151 posted on 12/21/2004 1:11:02 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: King Prout

"Left 50, up 50, fire again."

"50 yards???"

"No, 50 miles."

}:-)4


152 posted on 12/21/2004 1:11:07 PM PST by Moose4 ("Frrrrrrrrrp." --Livingston the Viking Kitty)
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To: hk409

IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT?

No.


153 posted on 12/21/2004 1:11:31 PM PST by SwinneySwitch (America, bless God!)
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To: Moose4

talk about "fire for effect"


154 posted on 12/21/2004 1:11:36 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: hk409

Sorry you're dead. I wanted to kick you first.


155 posted on 12/21/2004 1:11:52 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Boycott Boycotts Warrior. If you aint buying call me!)
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To: hk409

OH NO! YOU'VE BEEN ZOTTED BY MOOSE-RIDING CHEESE-FLINGING BEEBER-BEARING MAEYBE PEEPLE?


156 posted on 12/21/2004 1:13:12 PM PST by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: hk409
"GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY!"

They're on your car, and I have some molly grease for your discs.

"I MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD!"

Well, if you say so.

" THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO!"

That's just being self-destructive you know.
Learn to live with yourself.

"OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY!"

Umm, ACDC is NOT auditioning for a new singer.

"EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART!"

Umm, and your point is?

"EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD!"

Umm, that would possibly be illegal and definitely immoral.
Especially considering you just said that YOU were the biggest moron on the world.

"EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!!"

That too can be improved with therapy.

"BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!?"

Um, no.
I do, because I am Spartacus.
And the Mods are Spartacus, and that poster over there is Spartacus too.
We are ALL Spartacus.

"WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT?"

No, we are DEVO, that is why.
Now Whip It.

"MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME! WHAT ABOUT BOB?"

He needed therapy too.
I suggest intensive Death Therapy.
Here, I'll show you how it is done.


There, not so bad after all, is it?

157 posted on 12/21/2004 1:13:18 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: hk409

Someone has a wee little bit of a preoccupation with whacking.


158 posted on 12/21/2004 1:13:33 PM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: hk409
Thank you for sharing that.
159 posted on 12/21/2004 1:14:03 PM PST by SmithL (People who are willing to accept everything, don't believe in anything.)
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To: King Prout

Now thats a zot


160 posted on 12/21/2004 1:14:30 PM PST by DarkshadowNY (I only see them in my scope once.....)
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