I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[dirtboy]

Normally with trolls, I do agree with Conan's analysis that it is best to crush your enemies, drive them before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

However, I sincerely doubt you have a woman. So we'll just have to settle for zotting your sorry a**.

[Danae]

All your ZOT are belong to us.

[SandyInSeattle]

MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSELY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

I think this guy's auditioning to become the next Undead Thread. jj-fate must be a folk hero over at DU.

[TChris]

Deliciously satisfying: See the actual video of this troll getting his/her ZOT, with sound:

(Click image below to view)

[PilloryHillary]

You made kitty mad

[roaddog727]

DAG,

Missed it again.

Ah well.

ZOT to you, Bazooka brain.

[miskie]

MMMMM, ZOTbait..

[King Prout]

well, we ARE pretty close to blowing the lid off the posting cap on the UT

[Armedanddangerous]

Thanks, this has improved my bad mood 129% today.

[Junior]

It's almost like they think they have to quickly post before they get banned. Hell, if they spent a few minutes composing their screeds on FrontPage, or something similar, and then pasted the code into the posting block, they'd forgo the embarrassment of looking like complete morons. They'd still get zotted, but at least they wouldn't look like morons.

[Prime Choice]

So long, troll. Now go crawl back up Moby's butt.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Thou Shalt Not Mix Kool-Aid with Red Bull!

[Fintan]

 

 

[mysterio]

I think this guy is hilarious. Can he come back?

[Prime Choice]

Tell him what he won, Jay!

He just won a thermonuclear ass-blasting, Bob!

Congratulations, Mr. Troll!

[blackie]

This is series ~ hand me my beeber ~ quick! :)

[1Old Pro]

I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE SPELING.

[wkdaysoff]

Tommy: "RICHARD... were you watching spank-trovision?"
Richard: "[Trying to change the subject] Okay then, let's hit it.."
Tommy: "Or maybe you were watching a show with that funny comedian, oh what's his name... Buddy WHACK-it?"
Richard: "Alright, let's get some shut eye..."

-Tommy Boy
"whack" - just plain new school dumb.

[Armedanddangerous]

I need to be stoobed!

[dangus]

If he's the same one I think he is, he's been a regular guest every week or so for months and months on end

[RushCrush]

Doesn't he know it's spelled "moroons" or "maroons" not morons???? Geesh!

[Darksheare]

All your trolls are belong to us!

[bigLusr]

Didn't this already get zotted?

[JoJo Gunn]

This rates as one of the most lame Junior High troll threads I've ever seen.

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[dangus]

You know, it'd be a real treat to list all the threads this same clown has been zotted from. He's worth the price of admission, alone!

[woofie]

I dont know, I would bet given a few years and a complete overhaul you might be able to converse with this gentleman

[blackie]

Another sushi eater. :)

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

This thread makes absolutely no sense in any linear fashion.

IONESCOwned!

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

[BureaucratusMaximus]

[trisham]

IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT?

***************

He's delusional, Jim.

[Pyro7480]

LOL! I haven't seen the kitty picture in a long while!

[King Prout]

but it does in a pleasantly euphonic non-cartesian 7D kinda way.

[King Prout]

[eyespysomething]

[DarkshadowNY]

Anybody have a pic of what a zot issued by a howitzer would look like?

[King Prout]

stealth image?

[rightinthemiddle]

You forgot to mention the "juws."

[PetroniDE]

BALLOTS, WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BALLOTS ....

Zot's Mexican Cousin:

[Admin Moderator]

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[Moose4]

Daaaaaayum. Now you've gone and confused Livingston. And Livingston gets very hostile when he's confused...

}:-)4

[hellinahandcart]

IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

Good Golly, Miss Molly!

[Admin Moderator]

lol

[King Prout]

atomic annie? here ya go:

oops - it be gone from there...
hold on...

[PetroniDE]

We call him --- Zottito .....

[Mark in the Old South]

Re: "Lithium. Stat."

There is noting "stat" about lithium, may I suggest Haldol injectable?

[Redcloak]

Have you considered the possibility that you're just too stupid to be messing around on a computer?

[blackie]

That'll leave a mark. :)

[King Prout]

you voted for this guy:

no wonder you are suicidal.