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Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate

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To: Tax-chick
Me, either. I'd like to hold a dozen or so leftists at gunpoint and ask them, "Why?"

They would probably start screeming: GUN CONTROL!!

38,821 posted on 11/07/2004 6:23:18 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (Elected, with a popular mandate: They are REALLY going to hate George W Bush now!)
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To: sionnsar
"...which I would fear more: zero-gee pools (without SCUBA gear), or frozen pools (any gravity."

It would be really tough to get it exactly centered enough to be a true zero-gee.

More likely, it would be a low-gravity pool, where even a poor swimmer could "porpoise". As to the remperature, the water comes from melting the ice, right? Just stop adding heat when you find it comfortable.

For the 'berg, it's a one way trip. But some of the amenities, like a nuclear reactor for making the ride comfortable, would likely be recycled back to Earth orbit a few times, depending on how many were needed System-wide.

38,822 posted on 11/07/2004 6:23:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book is out! -- You may need gloves... AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne.)
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To: Darkchylde

They didn't tell me, either! I think we're both in trouble!


38,823 posted on 11/07/2004 6:23:27 PM PST by Fedora
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To: Tax-chick

Basically. I just can't think of anyway to develop it, that's not
what I write anyway. So, that's why I only write short "stories".


38,824 posted on 11/07/2004 6:23:33 PM PST by Darkchylde (Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)
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To: A CA Guy

Oooooh!

THAT sounds nice!

And thanks for the link!


38,825 posted on 11/07/2004 6:24:08 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: Tax-chick

A shriek is a language all to itself.


38,826 posted on 11/07/2004 6:24:36 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: Fedora

Uh oh, maybe we should hide.
*jumps behind Fedora*


38,827 posted on 11/07/2004 6:24:40 PM PST by Darkchylde (Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)
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To: Tax-chick

Limbs or trying to exercize at obese weight to start the weight loss process without having a heart attack.

Boxers also for resistance training.


38,828 posted on 11/07/2004 6:24:58 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Pippin

Have a good night! And this time don't drop the stone down the well in Moria! :)


38,829 posted on 11/07/2004 6:25:47 PM PST by Fedora
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To: Darkchylde
It's concise and to the point, with adequate characterization and a bang-up finish!

My daughter would produce a thousand words of dialogue and description, and the couple would still be having cocktails. I read her stories and say, "Would you just kill somebody, already?"

38,830 posted on 11/07/2004 6:26:40 PM PST by Tax-chick (First we had all the money, then we got all the votes, now we have all the fun!)
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To: Darkchylde
With me it is that chair. No, actually it is not that one chair, it is a conspiracy among all the chairs in the office.

I adjust them to the right hight and am merrily tapping away at the computer, all is serene until someone comes in and sits down across from me. With in a minute I get that sinking feeling as my chair slowly begins to lower me. It is very hard to project a professional and unflappable image when you are at eye level with your desk pad. I look a little like those "Kilroy was here" dudes.

So the question becomes, Should you ignore it? Or should you try to adjust your chair?

Should you attempt to adjust the chair one of the following will happen: There will be a loud screeching noise as the chair slowly rises. Or: it will be stuck and will refuse to budge as you stand half bent over and tugging futilely on the lever thing. Or: The seat will come flying up as if rocket propelled sending you sprawling forward on to the desk.

I have tried different chairs. It doesn't help. I even tried a non-adjustable chair. It had happily held guys that weighed two or three times what I do. I am sitting on it, my boss walks in and the thing collapses. I gave up. I let the chair do as it likes and never try to wrestle it into submission in public.

I have offended the chair deities and must atone. I will offer up a footstool the next time we have a bonfire.

38,831 posted on 11/07/2004 6:26:40 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Watch out! I have bunny slippers and I am not afraid to use them!)
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To: Darkchylde

It's the slight levitating and the eerie glow that I really like....


Odd how when it's running, the contents always look red... yet I get all sorts of things out of it...Need to be careful cleaning it, though... the blades are sharp... and it seems to have developed... a taste.....


38,832 posted on 11/07/2004 6:26:40 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"Sionnsar I can't figure out this irrational hatred they have for Dubya - it makes no sense."

It does, really, in a twisted sort of way. The Lefties wanted carte blanche to abort and gay-wed and tree-hug this country into non-existence. They wanted to "forgive" the terrorists and allow them access to our way of life.

Dubya is STRONG and he is MORAL and that is why they hate him so. He is a GOOD man. Evil hates Good. Good will triumph. I hope this helps a little to clear the mist.


38,833 posted on 11/07/2004 6:27:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: Darkchylde

[Puts on invisible ring]


38,834 posted on 11/07/2004 6:27:47 PM PST by Fedora
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To: Fedora

At least it's not a Nantucket one..


38,835 posted on 11/07/2004 6:28:16 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: Monkey Face

Like I have said before, Good versus Evil is an open-ended war.


38,836 posted on 11/07/2004 6:29:18 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (Elected, with a popular mandate: They are REALLY going to hate George W Bush now!)
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To: tiamat

"Girl, i like you well enough that I EVEN gave you the worm from the tequilla bottle!"

Does that mean I get the T-shirt that says, "I ate the worm"?

Yee-HAW!!!


38,837 posted on 11/07/2004 6:29:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: A CA Guy; NicknamedBob

Interesting possibilities ... only wouldn't the g-forces kill off the obese epoplel before they get to the pool? And wouldn't gravity provide better resistance for boxers?

I think I'd love this option when I'm pregnant, though!


38,838 posted on 11/07/2004 6:29:40 PM PST by Tax-chick (First we had all the money, then we got all the votes, now we have all the fun!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
They would probably start screeming: GUN CONTROL!!

Good point ... maybe I should get them drunk, instead. I haven't heard any leftists in favor of alcohol control. But the gun was supposed to force them to make sense!

38,839 posted on 11/07/2004 6:31:19 PM PST by Tax-chick (First we had all the money, then we got all the votes, now we have all the fun!)
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To: Fedora

Fedora wrote:


[Puts on invisible ring]


.................................................................


Psssst....If it's invisible, are you SURE you have it on?


38,840 posted on 11/07/2004 6:31:45 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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