why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Monkey Face]

"I eventually gave up & just
let them jump on the couch.
They wouldn't let me leave
till I read them some bedtime
stories, Zombielina, Sleeping
Zombie & Zombie in Wonderland."

Now I know why your brother speaks so highly of you!

Funny GIRL!

[tiamat]

Ach!

D'oh!

I mis-read.

Sorry .

Thought you typed "in it"!

( since so many people try to liven up their dull wretched lives by hanging out here)

Hi there , anyway!

[Pippin]

What are you two doing?

DC, Do I have to ping Darks over here?

Are you behaving?

[Monkey Face]

Tia! What are you doing here?

And how is my favorite FReeperette? (Caitlin)

Can I get a Margarita? My head still hurts a lot..

[NicknamedBob]

"Mars ... I'll drink to that."

Yeah, I would imagine that getting drunk would be one of the ways to pass the time during the journey. But keep in mind that the colonists would be anticipating a colder climate, and would probably take advantage of the ice around them for some space-enhanced winter sports.

Ice skating, tobogganing, perhaps even arranging that zero-gee swimming pool during transit. If the 'berg is spun for gravity, just put it at the center.

Truly, the trip of a lifetime.

[Pippin]

I'll be back tomorrow!

I'm gonna watch Fellowship of the Ring

Presciousssss!

Good night! :O)

[Monkey Face]

"Yeah, I would imagine that getting drunk would be one of the ways to pass the time during the journey. But keep in mind that the colonists would be anticipating a colder climate, and would probably take advantage of the ice around them for some space-enhanced winter sports.

Ice skating, tobogganing, perhaps even arranging that zero-gee swimming pool during transit. If the 'berg is spun for gravity, just put it at the center.

Truly, the trip of a lifetime."

I would like to offer my services for the first trip. (If someone could please tell me what my services ARE!)

I am more of an Aries than a Taurus, so I get bored easily...

[Ummm...help me out, here...]

[tiamat]

Got done watching cartoons!

And freepmailing with Fedora talking about cartoons!


"Simpsons Tree-House of Horror"! and "King of the Hill"

Let's see what i can find...

(Hope you like green....)

and Caitlin is great and thanks for asking!

[A CA Guy]

"Ciate la voca, tonto."
Oh, I get it!

YOU'RE A DEAD HEAD!

[Darkchylde]

Computers can exhibit massive amounts
of resistentialism. Especially when you're
trying to download something & it
"conveniently" decides to crash. Or the
lid for the blender refuses to be secured
properly, causing your fruit smoothy to
fly about the kitchen. Or even that
chair that ALWAYS catches your toe.

[Darkchylde]

Behave? He never told me I had to BEHAVE here.

[tiamat]

Try THIS: There is plenty for everybody, me having the Magic Blender and all

[sionnsar]

I don't like whiskey, but I DO like boilermakers...vodka with champagne back....

Well, I'm not a great fan of whiskey, but I do like (Scots) whisky. ("Whisky" -- Gaelic "uisge beatha" -- pn: "OOshka Bay-ah" -- means "water of life": same meaning as "akvavit.") De gustibus non dispudanum est.

[Monkey Face]

"Oh, I get it!




YOU'RE A DEAD HEAD!"

And what's wrong with like The Grateful Dead?

[Monkey Face]

Try THIS: There is plenty for everybody, me having the Magic Blender and all"

Thanks, Tia...I hope you did a "double" in it...I'm really hating this headache now...and A CA Guy is making me wish I had a magic wand to "blender" him out of this thread.

[Darksheare]

AIIIEE!

[Tax-chick]

That was articulate!

[sionnsar]

space-enhanced winter sports.
Ice skating, tobogganing, perhaps even arranging that zero-gee swimming pool during transit

Um. I was quite the swimmer in my day, but I can't say which I would fear more: zero-gee pools (without SCUBA gear), or frozen pools (any gravity.

[Darksheare]

"In the meadow we can build a scarecrow.
And we'll pretend that he is Orson Wells.
He'll say 'here are martians'
We'll say.."

I'd batter cut it off right there.

[Tax-chick]

Zero-gravity swimming? Isn't that for fish?