why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

152 posted on 06/30/2004 10:45:11 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

"I swear, these trolls get wierder and wierderer."

But never any more original.

154 posted on 06/30/2004 10:45:28 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("Good-night sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.")

Ironically enough, HIS website includes this warning:

Please keep your comments straight and clean as well as polite. Any threats or viruses will be removed and reported to law enforcement.

Where DO these people come from?

It should be obvious to everyone that he's from the planet: Juws.

SCREW YOU PAL! YOU SICK COMMIES CAN KISS MY ASS!

Ooh, someone else with anger issues. Where's Hillary?

158 posted on 06/30/2004 10:47:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (SAMWolf, Roger that, Will be heading around to head off the stragglers. Employing 'Disgrontificator')

159 posted on 06/30/2004 10:47:52 AM PDT by looscnnn ("Live free or die; death is not the worst of evils" Gen. John Stark 1809)

Where DO these people come from?

it answers itself with the use of some misspelling.

Where DU these people come from?

"Stop stealing my material."

Well, you keep giving her ideas. Just be glad she isn't publicly posting the ones you gave her in FReepmail.

161 posted on 06/30/2004 10:48:49 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("Good-night sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.")

Dude, you can't even spell! Juws and gentils....give me a dang break!! Sheesh....

Babelfish translation from the original Arabic?

162 posted on 06/30/2004 10:48:53 AM PDT by JimRed (Fight election fraud! Volunteer as a local poll watcher, challenger or district official.)

At least now he'll have something to talk about in his next therapy session.

163 posted on 06/30/2004 10:49:06 AM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)

165 posted on 06/30/2004 10:49:38 AM PDT by itsamelman (40: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall." 42: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman")

"You mean.. typos are contagious?! Oh, NOW ya tell me."

It was too late for you anyway, Darks. You've had prolonged exposure to Mo.

166 posted on 06/30/2004 10:49:49 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("Good-night sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.")

169 posted on 06/30/2004 10:51:19 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

You sure it's not spelled Jooz. You should use spell check!
Or maybe brain check!

171 posted on 06/30/2004 10:51:21 AM PDT by mhking (Message to terrorists: "I've come to chew bubble gum and kick a**; and I'm all out of bubble gum...")

Who the f**k are you to come in here and pretend to lecture us, kid? Get bent. This site has supported Jews from day one, moron. Maybe you were deleted because of your sub-tomato IQ.

This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been!

Well, if your writing is evaluated according to its conformity to grammatical rules, you shouldn't be here in the first place. That being said, I recommend you be forced to write an essay defining Fascism and the doctrine of the Hitler Regime, then and only then should you be allowed back on F.R. (Oh and for the record , you may rest assured that I've been called a Nazi by people much better than you. LOLOLOL)

174 posted on 06/30/2004 10:52:07 AM PDT by Pagey ((Hillary Rotten is a Smug and Holier- than- Thou- Socialist))

SCREW YOU PAL! YOU SICK COMMIES CAN KISS MY ASS!

I'm thinking you might need a little anger management classes

2000 joule? A unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of 1 ampere is passed through a resistance of 1 ohm for 1 second.

And now we have 2000 Juwles - when a current of 1 ampere is past through a resistant troll for 1 second.

178 posted on 06/30/2004 10:53:40 AM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)

I recommend you be forced to write an essay...

Hu kood eber reed it?

Nice... I had a beeber once, but I shaved it.

Let's bee kareful tawking about beebers here. This iz a fambly sight.

Aren't there Juws in Star Wars?

They live in the dessert, I think

Nah, you're thinkin' 'bout the Rookie, Juwbacca...

182 posted on 06/30/2004 10:54:35 AM PDT by talleyman ("Courage, Tiepo - this magic omelet will protect you!")

"It was too late ... had prolonged exposure to Mo."

Is it permanent, and how is it that my particular peculiar typo of 'teh' isn't contagious?

183 posted on 06/30/2004 10:54:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (SAMWolf, Roger that, Will be heading around to head off the stragglers. Employing 'Disgrontificator')

What are Juws?

Oops. Wait a minute. Those are Jawas...

186 posted on 06/30/2004 10:56:30 AM PDT by Darksheare (SAMWolf, Roger that, Will be heading around to head off the stragglers. Employing 'Disgrontificator')

At least it wasn't genitals.

Hey, I've heard that before; of genitals being referred to as jewels...

Could be what jj meant.

189 posted on 06/30/2004 10:57:59 AM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")

Now now, we must remember that he is probably a product of our public education system. As such, he has learned:

His feelings are utmost, and take priority over obsolete concepts like standards of character, personal property, and good manners;
Adhering to spelling standards is an outmoded concept, haven't you heard? Forcing him to remember all of those rules has the potential to bruise his concept of self-worth (see #1 above). "Creative spelling" is the new norm;
As a corollary to #1, self-expression is the highest ideal, and must be respected in all forums.

190 posted on 06/30/2004 10:59:00 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.)

I'm thinking you (the nutcase not me) might need a little anger management classes

He can get a group discount if he joins up with Kerry, Dean, and Kennedy.

193 posted on 06/30/2004 10:59:44 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.)

Someone in my family once had Genital Diabetes. Or, at least I heard something about "too much sugar"...

Hey, I've heard that before; of genitals being referred to as jewels...

I think the poster comes from a family where his half-brothers are also uncles.

196 posted on 06/30/2004 11:00:40 AM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)

197 posted on 06/30/2004 11:02:09 AM PDT by aomagrat (Where arms are not to be carried, it is well to carry arms.")

"The human eye homes in on movement, and she was definately moving."

198 posted on 06/30/2004 11:02:13 AM PDT by Darksheare (SAMWolf, Roger that, Will be heading around to head off the stragglers. Employing 'Disgrontificator')

199 posted on 06/30/2004 11:02:36 AM PDT by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")

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