Caption Alexandra Kerry at Cannes

AFP ^ | 17 May 2004 | American Foreign Press

[Rockitz]

CANNES, France (AFP) - Alexandra Kerry, 30-year-old daughter of US Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites), walked up Cannes' celebrated red-carpet for the premiere of Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill 2" wearing an off-shoulder black number that turned transparent under the flashes.

Kerry, who is showing a short film at the festival, was tailed by the press during her stay at Cannes but French newspapers reported that her staff had warned journalists off questions concerning her famous father.

Her film entitled "The Last Full Measure" is being presented in the Short Film Corner section and describes the ravage wreaked on a US family by the Vietnam war.

"The characters are fictional", she said. "I wasn't born when my father came back from Vietnam."

Kerry has also been seen about town with her French cousin, Brice Lalonde, a former environment minister and Greens leader.

[Rockitz]

Demonstrating that her father isn't the only boob in politics, yet certainly the biggest boob in the Kerry family.

[katana]

Can I have some bacon with them eggs?

[weegee]

You've got your highbeams on.

[Argus]

Starving For Attention

[sarasota]

Blame it on those damned photographers' "flashes". It's not my fault.

[theDentist]

Perky little thing...

[weegee]

Flash your headlights if you are starved for attention.

[76834]

A trainwreck with boobs

[VRWC_minion]

These two are real. My mom's boob is not.

[weegee]

It's a bit nippy out this evening.

[DannyTN]

My mother is rich and I all I got was a fat lady's used hose.

[Constitution Day]

"Boobs don't equal brains, but I've got neither!"

[weegee]

It's a peek-a-boo dress, we peeked and booed!

[TheLurkerX]

Like I told someone earlier, if you have to have a Kerry in the room, it might as well be her. She's obviously got nothing to hide, and at least she has a couple of good assets.

Normally, I get my hash browns chunked and covered with those. :)

[weegee]

From rags to rags in one generation.

[Grim]

Damn she's ugly.

[js1138]

Let's give it up for Michael.

[sathers]

Our next potential First Daughter advertises her assets for votes.

[Harley]

So Alex Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender said, "How come the long face?" ba-dum-pa

[Fenris6]

My daddy's campaign staff is made up of Hollywood perverts.

[blanknoone]

"The Classy Kerry"

[TheLurkerX]

I believe my daddy woulda called that bird-doggin'.

[Lib-Lickers 2]

why the long face?

[weegee]

See picture here

[ken5050]

Just wondering if "they" are getting USSS protection?

[prophetic]

this is an old MasterCard ad:

Cost of a new dress $500

Cost of Hairdresser, makeup and overall cost of fixing up to go on the town $1200

Suddenly discovering that your expensive black dress is actually see-through when the flash hits it = PRICELESS

[KellyAdmirer]

"What are all you people doing here, this is MY street corner!"

[happydogdesign]

"Oh, no! I can't believe she showed
up wearing the same dress as I did!"

[txradioguy]

"Dad might need cosmetic surgery but here's PROOF that I don't!'


or:


"Does it look like I NEED Botox?"

[TheLurkerX]

Haha, superimpose his face on her breasts, and have a couple of real boobs.

[TheCrusader]

A great display, of the Kerry family values.

[SquirrelKing]

AAAAAAAARRRRGH!

[DannyTN]

I'm having a "wardrobe malfunction".

I decided to have a "wardrobe malfunction" before I decided not to have a "wardrobe malfunction".

[weegee]

"It's the Cannes film festival. Not Cans!"

[weegee]

Kerry Does The Can Can.

[NYC GOP Chick]

"They're not my boobs -- they belong to the family!"

[weegee]

(singing): "There's a place in France, where the women wear no..."

[NYC GOP Chick]

Suddenly discovering that your expensive black dress is actually see-through when the flash hits it = PRICELESS

Nope. Any woman who wears a sheer top without a bra or camisole or some other form of cover is not unaware that it's see-through.

[NYC GOP Chick]

That is just *so* wrong!

[weegee]

JERRY: Oh, volunteer work!. See that's what I like about the holiday season. That's the true spirit of Christmas. People being helped by people other than me. That makes me feel good inside. Look at what we have here. [mail]. A Christmas card from Laine. You didn't have to go to all that trouble.
ELAINE: It was no trouble. My assistant did the whole thing.

JERRY: I didn't even see the picture. How did it come out?

ELAINE: Well, you know. It's a picture?

JERRY: Oh yeah. Look at that. Looks good. Kramer did a good job.

ELAINE: Yeah, well. How hard is it to take a picture?

JERRY: ... um ...

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?

ELAINE: Carefully?

JERRY: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?

ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple.

JERRY: That's what I thought.

ELAINE: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.

JERRY: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?

ELAINE: Oh God I didn't notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.

[weegee]

Don't use this as an opportunity to knocker film.

[weegee]

See through burquas. The latest rage in France.

[cupcakes]

I don't know, I'll give her a pass on this. I seem to remember another actress--may have been Zeta-Jones who had on a similar dress and while it looked opaque in a store mirror and at home, when a flash was taken you could see through the thing. She said she was embarassed and would definitely not have worn the dress had she known.
I wonder if this dress is made of the same material. If she didn't know, how embarassing for her. If she did, shame on her. Judging by the panties under her dress, I don't think she knew.

[Jaysun]

She must be ill. She has dark circles below her eyes.

[weegee]

John Kerry reveals his flip flops.

[weegee]

She came to Cannes for exposure...

[weegee]

STOP THE PRESS!!!

"I wasn't born when my father came back from Vietnam."

Kerry was in Vietnam?

[Rockitz]

Ping!

[VoiceOfBruck]

you owe me a new stomach lining!

[mikrofon]

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