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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 022
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unkonown

Posted on 08/23/2002 12:19:24 AM PDT by acnielsen guy

THREAD 022



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To: palo verde
Grannie needs Neets to do a raindance ;-)Maybe Mom can try with the chairs?

You have been in top form today, too.Smooch!!
101 posted on 08/23/2002 6:04:50 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
Hey you rabble rousser....what's cookin tonite???? I ALMOST bought a salad spinner yesterday, but a closer look told me it was just a crisper, whatever the hell that was.
102 posted on 08/23/2002 6:15:10 PM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
A crisper ought to come as an attachment to your NEW fridge!! Geez!! Get the GoodGrips brand of spinner.

Grannie needs a raindance too ;-)
103 posted on 08/23/2002 6:21:03 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: OneidaM; habs4ever
hi sweetie
I once saw someone use a salad spinner
they put the lettuce in a litle cage and spun it around their head
it was long time ago, so maybe my memory is off
the idea is to shake off extra moisture
(an alternative to patting the lettuce with paper towels)
Love, Palo
104 posted on 08/23/2002 8:03:39 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Arizona

Montezuma's Castle Nat. Monument

.....Westy.....
105 posted on 08/23/2002 9:32:16 PM PDT by westmex
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To: palo verde
Arizona

Montezuma's Castle Nat. Monument

........Westy....
106 posted on 08/23/2002 9:35:32 PM PDT by westmex
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To: palo verde; grannie9; Kathleen; OneidaM; andysandmikesmom; okimhere; christine; Rev. Lou Chenary; ..

Captain's Log
Saturday August 24th 2002
St. Bartholomew

Portsmouth Harbor: Portsmouth New Hampshire
Units are feet
Saturday 2002-08-24
Sunrise 5:58 EDT, Sunset 19:31 EDT
Moonset 7:22 EDT, Moonrise 20:44 EDT
High Tide: 0:57 EDT 8.55
Low Tide: 7:10 EDT 0.08
High Tide: 13:26 EDT 7.83
Low Tide: 19:18 EDT 0.61

Link to last Captain's Log

Lavender stock, pink gerbera daisies, delphinium, spray roses, alstroemeria, and snapdragons

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107 posted on 08/24/2002 12:13:05 AM PDT by acnielsen guy
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To: palo verde; grannie9; Kathleen; OneidaM; andysandmikesmom; okimhere; christine; Rev. Lou Chenary; ..
Granny's Chimney Korner



Tales of the Plush Cthulhu

Granny's Weird Links
108 posted on 08/24/2002 12:24:32 AM PDT by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
The Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"

20 The cucumber has left the salad.
19 I can see the gun of Navarone.
18 Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17 You've got Windows in your laptop.
16 Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15 Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14 Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13 Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12 You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11 Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10 Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9 Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8 Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7 The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6 Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5 You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4 Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3 You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2 I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1 I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.


109 posted on 08/24/2002 4:51:05 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: All
Good morning All.. Thought we could start the day with sex and laughs.. Continuation of yesterday actually...

See you all later.. ;)

You too Loddy...
110 posted on 08/24/2002 4:52:41 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9

Sounds like a plan to me.

Good morning everyone.


111 posted on 08/24/2002 5:38:46 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: acnielsen guy
I got this in email from my sister...

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him horse sh't. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn...my car was parked around the corner...


336 posted on 8/24/02 12:18 AM Central by jellybean

112 posted on 08/24/2002 6:02:47 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Lol lol... Good one Lod, but did you have to post a pic of food? I just came down stairs for a break from sewing and laundry and I'm starved..

Now look what you've done!!! My stomach thinks my throats cut.. and I'll be searching all over for something to stick in my mouth, and it will be bad for me I can lay a bet on it...
113 posted on 08/24/2002 6:49:37 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: lodwick
That's a funny joke!!
114 posted on 08/24/2002 7:59:51 AM PDT by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
Good morning there. The more I think about it, the funnier it gets.
115 posted on 08/24/2002 8:22:39 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
...as long as it isn't your car ;-)
116 posted on 08/24/2002 8:41:19 AM PDT by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever; palo verde
Haiku by Palo
Can you write one, please my Dear?
Bit won't mind one bit.
117 posted on 08/24/2002 8:46:39 AM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM; palo verde
Why, isn't that a laz???

hope you follow along, PV ;-)
118 posted on 08/24/2002 8:53:24 AM PDT by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever; palo verde
I mentioned biggerbetterbargains.com earlier - well, they've now added their own on-line store - sashadeal.com

Sashadeal

Check out the Cannon digital camera for $132. bbl

119 posted on 08/24/2002 9:47:40 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: acnielsen guy
Hi, All of you kids over here.

Well Missie Kitty is doing pretty well. She only has a couple more tablets for her UTI and did I tell you she is hyperthyroid? So next Tuesday she goes in for a followup appt to make sure the UTI is gone and that the hyperthyroid meds are doing the trick. I think things are working. She is bossy again, eats well , plays, and talks a lot. I found all this out 2 weeks after I lost Nacho.

Ozzie had successful paw surgery..triger finger..no not fast with the gun,,,it is genetic not due to overuse...got the stitches out the other day and today, TADA he is going to cut the grass...Haym the sun is even coming out early...before sunset for a change! LOL we get pretty good marine layer (fog). It was only about 66 here yesterday along the Kalifornia central coast on the coast...

Cat is calling..back later.

120 posted on 08/24/2002 9:55:08 AM PDT by celtic gal
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