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Large Turnout At Memorial For Hans Gruber Who Was Thrown From A Building By A Police Officer /s
The Babylon Bee ^
| August 31, 2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/31/2020 11:53:36 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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Sad news from Los Angeles.
To: Carpe Cerevisi
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posted on
08/31/2020 11:54:20 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
The cop's body cam captured his final moments.
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posted on
08/31/2020 11:55:35 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: Carpe Cerevisi
The Babylon Bee strikes again!
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posted on
08/31/2020 11:56:26 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Carpe Cerevisi
But Hollywood lives no longer matter.
(As if they ever did.)
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posted on
08/31/2020 11:56:30 AM PDT
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Da Coyote
To: Carpe Cerevisi
I’m sure the nine members of the Asian Dawn Movement were deeply saddened. (He read about them in Time Magazine)
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posted on
08/31/2020 11:56:43 AM PDT
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dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Carpe Cerevisi
Lol. And I bet that nice guy Hans was turning his life around too.
He had a rough childhood — kids made fun of his funny accent. Poor Hans.
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posted on
08/31/2020 11:58:04 AM PDT
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dhs12345
To: Carpe Cerevisi
Funny thing about that:
There was supposed to be a count to 3 and then the scaffolding Gruber was on was going to get pulled. It was pulled immediately after 1, which is why you saw Gruber’s WTF face.
The greatest fall in movie history.
To: Carpe Cerevisi
Just turning his life around ...
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posted on
08/31/2020 12:05:57 PM PDT
by
silent_jonny
("Forward to what lies ahead" ~ Phil. 3:13)
To: Carpe Cerevisi
I heard it was an off-duty cop that wasn’t even in his jurisdiction at the time.
To: cincinnati65
After a mostly peaceful protest at Nakatomi plaza.
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posted on
08/31/2020 12:08:12 PM PDT
by
lerker
To: dfwgator
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posted on
08/31/2020 12:14:26 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Want Stalinazism More ? PLUGS-WHORE 2020 !)
To: Carpe Cerevisi
I remember where I was when Gruber was assassinated...
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posted on
08/31/2020 12:20:20 PM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: Carpe Cerevisi
McClane was unavailable for comment
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posted on
08/31/2020 12:22:03 PM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(I am compelled to place text in this area)
To: Carpe Cerevisi; Conservative4Life
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posted on
08/31/2020 1:19:07 PM PDT
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Trillian
To: Manic_Episode
I’d been told apparently a bystander heard McClane say something like “yippee-kie-aye . . . (unintelligible)” about the time of the incident.
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posted on
08/31/2020 1:19:51 PM PDT
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Stosh
To: Carpe Cerevisi
Hans Gruber? Wasn’t he the fag character in the Britcom “Allo Allo?”
To: Carpe Cerevisi
Welcome to the party, pal.
To: dfwgator
I clicked on this one hoping to see this meme in the comments and God bless, you didn’t disappoint LOL Only one of the best Christmas movies EVER.
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posted on
08/31/2020 1:30:22 PM PDT
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Severa
(I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)
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