Posted on 06/30/2020 7:50:50 AM PDT by JAG 5000
Funny.
I’ve always thought it odd that people claim to ‘believe’ in something which by definition is unidentified.
I like Jacques Valee’s quip - ‘I’m the only ufologist who doesn’t know what UFOs are.’
How much Tequila did you drink?
The one that landed in my backyard came tromping down the ramp with a clip board.
He stopped at the bottom, looked at me and then his clip board,
“Arthur Dent?.....Arther PHILLIP Dent?”
I said:”No.”
He said “#@!###@!”
He turned around and tromped back up the ramp and took off.
The only reason I remember it was because he crushed my peonie bushes.
Oh boy....sounds like another multi-thousand post thread has just given birth.....like the “toilet licker covid” post/thread.
So what’s the punch line?
A joke has a punch line. This story is not identified as a joke but as "100% fun lunacy" and "an absurd pointless piece"
So...I don't know.
I have an opposite take on it. Scratch the term, “believe in.” That applies to things that are unseen. The correct question is, do you believe they exist? The answer, of course, is YES. People see objects in the sky that are “flying.” If you can’t identify what they are, the are unidentified flying objects. To deny them would be insanity.
Whether or not they come from another planet, that’s a whole other question.
The best answer as to what UFOs are may well be “all of the above.”
“So whats the punch line?”___Vigilante2
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Ahh, no punch line.
Remember the first two lines of the piece?
JAG Wrote:
This piece below is 100% fun lunacy.
If you are not in the mood to read an
absurd pointless piece, then read no further”__JAG
“an absurd pointless piece ___JAG
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“Funny.
Ive always thought it odd that people claim to believe in something which by definition is unidentified.
I like Jacques Valees quip - Im the only ufologist who doesnt know what UFOs are.”___Jamestown
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Cool.
You found it funny. I’m glad.
I am always glad to make at least some 0.001
measurable amount of contribution, in some
small way to other people. “Funny” works for me.
JAG
I don’t know what they are, but there are strange things flying around.
Around 1974 or so my father and I witnessed a UFO. It was about 100 yards ahead of us, crossed from our right to our left, about 50 feet up. The object was very bright. We were east of it, it was dusk, and it wasn’t flying all that fast at first. As it approached a busy road it swooped up to the south and flew out of sight in a matter of seconds.
I don’t have the faintest idea what it was. It was solid, it was quiet, it looked like a slightly flattened sphere. There were no fins or wings. It accelerated faster than anything I have ever seen before or since.
“How much Tequila did you drink?”___Mene
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Points:
* I ain’t about to type your whole screen names
into this posting block.
* I don’t drink spirits.
* What is there about an announced absurd pointless
story that makes you think spirits could have been
involved?
Do you believe in UFO’s?
Do you believe that the United States Government
has captured aliens and has them locked up in secret
places? , , , LOL , , ,
Best
JAG
This was an amazing UFO sighting—lots of witnesses—and .gov made up hilarious explanations to try to silence them:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1952_Washington,_D.C._UFO_incident
Just for humor JAG. Use “MMTU” when responding if you wish. A lot do. :)
“Hey relax Mr.GG2 thinks JFK jr is still alive and will be brought forward at the GOP convention to replace Pence as Vice President for 2020. ___Georgia Girl 2
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Georgia Girl 2,
* Cool
* All this is in fun.
* Do you believe that The United States Government
is putting chemicals in our drinking water, in an effort
to control the American population? , , , LOL , , ,
* Scott Me Up Beamy
Best.
JAG
PS
Elvis is still alive.
I talked to him yesterday in Walmart’s :-)
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