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New App Automatically Updates Your Profiles With The Latest Virtue Signals
The Babylon Bee ^ | June 8 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/08/2020 6:00:02 PM PDT by xp38

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To: xp38

Got to live the Babylon bee. Almost the modern day equivalent of Mad Magazine. :)


21 posted on 06/08/2020 6:49:45 PM PDT by meyer (WWG1WGA, MAGA! Derps vs. Patriots, choose your side.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Have fun with this one.


22 posted on 06/08/2020 6:50:20 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Who Decides: Who and What Is Essential and Which Lives Matter? - June 8, 2020 by| Allen West)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

You know what disturbs me? (OK, everybody shut up, that was rhetorical. Wiseasses.) I’m having more and more difficulty looking at a headline and being able to figure out whether it’s from the Bee, a John Semmens Special, or legitimate news.

You ain’t by yourself Tonto!


23 posted on 06/08/2020 6:53:15 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Who Decides: Who and What Is Essential and Which Lives Matter? - June 8, 2020 by| Allen West)
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To: xp38

Whatever this thing is, I want no part of it. We”ve got enough “Big Brother” as it is.


24 posted on 06/08/2020 6:55:15 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!")
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To: Grampa Dave

I see REAL headlines from the enemedia on a regular basis that make me laugh - and then I figure out that they are for real, and NOT the Babylon Bee. These guys continue to shine with an intellectual humor and sarcasm that is tops.


25 posted on 06/08/2020 6:58:05 PM PDT by oldplayer
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To: xp38

“Capo Creations”
LOL


26 posted on 06/08/2020 7:25:43 PM PDT by SisterK (its a spiritual war)
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To: oldplayer

Exactly!:

The Babylon Bee. These guys continue to shine with an intellectual humor and sarcasm that is tops.


27 posted on 06/08/2020 7:45:18 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Who Decides: Who and What Is Essential and Which Lives Matter? - June 8, 2020 by| Allen West)
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To: oldplayer

Exactly!:

The Babylon Bee. These guys continue to shine with an intellectual humor and sarcasm that is tops.


28 posted on 06/08/2020 7:49:20 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Who Decides: Who and What Is Essential and Which Lives Matter? - June 8, 2020 by| Allen West)
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To: xp38

Its so entertaining watching white liberals turn them themselves into pretzels trying to out virtue signal each other.


29 posted on 06/08/2020 8:41:21 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (There's a stairway to heaven, but there's also a highway to hell.)
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To: Grampa Dave

Grampa Dave:

There was a great line in the movie “The Frisco Kid” in which Sal Besiglio, as an Indian chief, is talking to Gene Wilder, a rabbi heading to California.

The Chief is holding the rabbi’s torah scroll written in Hebrew. He looks at the Kid, and says: “I’ve read the whole thing and didn’t understand a single word of it”.

This article and following comments are like the Chief and the Torah. Foreign language to him and me.

I don’t speak computerize, Al Gore Rhythms (how can he have rhythm with that ass of his?), or even Microsoft manual, so I’ll skip all of this.

Don’t do and never will, Facebook, Twitter, and all the other time-wasting ego-tripping sites who are poking their leftist noses up our butts like a curious proctologist.

I only do “Webster Dictionary” and “Roget’s Thesaurus” (the latter because I love dinosaurs).


30 posted on 06/08/2020 10:10:30 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Viking2002

Anyone who needs an app to tell him how to signal that he is virtuous isn’t.


31 posted on 06/09/2020 12:19:51 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: xp38
In the year 2525...

In the year 35352020
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the app you installed today

32 posted on 06/09/2020 3:50:52 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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To: proud American in Canada
Whatever this thing is, I want no part of it. We”ve got enough “Big Brother” as it is.

The Babylon Bee

33 posted on 06/09/2020 5:35:55 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

BOL!


34 posted on 06/09/2020 7:26:30 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ( Who Decides: Who and What Is Essential and Which Lives Matter? - June 8, 2020 by| Allen West)
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