Shameless Vanity: How Impeachment Should Be (and is being) Conducted.

Weird Content (but TRUE!) | 10/24/2019 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

As to the impeachment of President Trump:

We should hold a secret vote to convict in the Senate¹, after we vote to impeach by secret testimony² in closed meetings³, where secret whistle-blowers⁴ testify anonymously⁵ about secret evidence⁶ with changing thresholds for what constitutes a 'crime'.⁷

¹ '30 REPUBLICAN SENATORS WOULD VOTE TO IMPEACH TRUMP' IF VOTE WAS SECRET, GOP CONSULTANT CLAIMS
² Schiff Says Secret Testimony Aimed at Keeping Trump in the Dark
³ The Closed-Door Impeachment>a?
⁴ Fmr. CIA Whistleblower: Ukraine Call Whistleblower Is Really "An Anonymous Source For Democrats"
⁵ Ukraine Whistleblower May Not Testify In Person
⁶ Lawmakers, staff view secret Trump whistleblower complaint
⁷ GOALPOST SHIFT: Schiff Now Says There Doesn’t Need To Be A Quid Pro Quo

[Lazamataz]

I mean, this is HARDLY a banana-republic kangaroo court Star Chamber, AT ALL!

[z3n]

Could you even imagine if it were able to come down that way?

There’d definitely be a lot of unrest of Trump got impeached with such brazen impunity, but it would be the mystery of the century trying to figure out exactly which Senators secretly voted to impeach/remove. I’d imagine there’d be a lot of election chaos in the subsequent few years. Perhaps a fair number of thrown incumbencies.

[Lazamataz]

My summary of this impeachment effort.

The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
424 Satisfied Customers!™

Original graphic by TheOatmeal

[Lazamataz]

Could you even imagine if it were able to come down that way?

It's happening, all of it, except the secret Senate vote.

And who knows about that one?

[Sarcasm Factory]

Your views are intriguing, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Lazamataz]

I believe this is a concise and powerfully-punching summary. Please share to your respective media locations?

[ctdonath2]

...because democracy dies in darkness.

And nobody wants democracy to die more than Democrats.

[Robert DeLong]

Followed closely after conviction with Civil War. 8>)

[generally]

Super interesting. Thanks for the ping.

Pretty sure a “secret” Senate vote is not gonna happen.

In the meantime, the theatrics are amazing. I don’t see how some of these derps (Schiff-for-brains, for example) can say what they say without bursting into laughter. Or their pants bursting into flame.

[generally]

BTW, excellent analysis. Loved the footnotes and thoroughness.

[mjp]

that’s how totalitarianism works

[null and void]

At no point in history has any government ever wanted its people to be defenseless for any good reason ~ nully's son

The biggest killer of mankind

Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!

To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you must threaten to report me to the Mods if I don't add you to the list...

[Vendome]

If there is an impeachment vote resulting from this Star Chamberit will be illegitimate

However, this is just another scam to raise money from a bunch of deluded supporters, who really are loons

[null and void]

Could you even imagine if it were able to come down that way?

There’d definitely be a lot of unrest of Trump got impeached with such brazen impunity, but it would be the mystery of the century trying to figure out exactly which Senators secretly voted to impeach/remove. I’d imagine there’d be a lot of election chaos in the subsequent few years. Perhaps a fair number of thrown incumbencies.

Decorated lampposts.

[TADSLOS]

I’m so fed up with this sh*t.

[Delta 21]

I'll get the tar on to boil. Some one go kill a coupla chickens!

[SkyDancer]

>Pinnnnnngggggg<

[Lazamataz]

BTW, excellent analysis. Loved the footnotes and thoroughness.

Thanks! Google is making it harder and harder to find old news, so it was more work than usual.

[deoetdoctrinae]

Click the Pic

Support Free Republic.
Become a monthly donor today.

[LS]

I just got put in Twitmo for a week. Sorry.