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Police: Woman's plan to steal items from Somerset Walmart captured on camera (mug shot!)
WKYT ^ | 10/15/2019 | Staff

Posted on 10/16/2019 6:09:11 PM PDT by simpson96

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To: BobL

You might want to rephrase that. According to your tagline, you shop at Walmart.


21 posted on 10/16/2019 6:26:22 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement. -Ronald Reagan)
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To: simpson96

Violated my no. 1 life rule, always smile for your mugshot.


22 posted on 10/16/2019 6:28:46 PM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (There should be a whole lot more going no than throwing bleach, said one w)
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To: simpson96

The Hot/Crazy Matrix does not need to be consulted/reviewed for this circumstance.


23 posted on 10/16/2019 6:33:02 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: simpson96

Mongo only pawn in game of life.


24 posted on 10/16/2019 6:36:40 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: simpson96

Well, at least she isn’t laughing.


25 posted on 10/16/2019 6:36:42 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

If she looked in a mirror her image would go screaming away.


26 posted on 10/16/2019 6:37:25 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: simpson96

She’s like Medusa without the snakes.Still turn you to stone at a glance.


27 posted on 10/16/2019 6:38:15 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Excellent


28 posted on 10/16/2019 6:38:20 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: simpson96
Mean-ass, ugly looking *itch.

I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley.

29 posted on 10/16/2019 6:39:21 PM PDT by HotHunt (Been there. Done that.)
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To: Chewbarkah; 2banana

Computerized self checkout has created a whole new additional crime to be charged with on top or instead of shoplifting. I bet it carries much stiffer consequences than shoplifting.


30 posted on 10/16/2019 6:41:11 PM PDT by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: SkyDancer

Ya wanna cut down on mohamedan martyrdom (ie: their killing of innocents)? Point out that each of their 72 virgins will look like her!


31 posted on 10/16/2019 6:42:14 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

Oh yeah.


32 posted on 10/16/2019 6:45:37 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: simpson96

“second-degree unlawful access to a computer”

How the hell do you get that charge for shoplifting?

It’d be more appropriate to charge her with first-degree mishandling of the ugly stick.


33 posted on 10/16/2019 6:47:16 PM PDT by fruser1
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To: simpson96

She bears the distinguished sort of countenance typical of a motivated middle linebacker there...


       

34 posted on 10/16/2019 6:56:14 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: simpson96
Rosie O'Donnell?
 
35 posted on 10/16/2019 6:58:31 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (Everything I Needed to Know About Islam I Learned on 9/11)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Same thought!


36 posted on 10/16/2019 7:00:13 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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To: EvilCapitalist

I need to slam Walmart (and McDonald’s) to feel important, at least when I’m not bragging about my Tesla.


37 posted on 10/16/2019 7:00:18 PM PDT by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't te Don'tll anyone.)
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To: EvilCapitalist

I need to slam Walmart (and McDonald’s) to feel important, at least when I’m not bragging about my Tesla.


38 posted on 10/16/2019 7:00:19 PM PDT by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't te Don'tll anyone.)
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To: simpson96

I knew eventually big foot would be found...


39 posted on 10/16/2019 7:02:16 PM PDT by Magnatron
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To: simpson96

Paging Austin Powers....


40 posted on 10/16/2019 7:02:51 PM PDT by Califreak (If Obama had been treated like Trump the US would have been burnt down before Inauguration Day)
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