“If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens
If that's streamed on Youtube, someone please post a link. I want to see someone try to outrun a bullet.
My theory is that an agency of a certain foreign government is behind this.
Area 51 is in a desert...good luck laying siege to it in July!
Perhaps declaring the 10 mile strip on the US side of the US-Mexican border as “Area 51”.........
Why am I reminded of that repeated scene in Willy Wonka, where a child is about to do something stupid, and Willy mumbles, “No, stop...”?
“Build a Spacewall!”
“Keep the illegal aliens out!”
Oohh an air force base, how intimidating. Lol.. they wouldn’t dream of it it was a marine base.
How can they defend “51” and they can’t defend a border?
“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,”
Good. Announce your plan well in advance and Mr. FBI will be glad to see that you all board the bus to the federal lockup located at Eglin AFB, or if you’re really, really lucky... Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
#1: Weapons and the People Who Use Them.
Not that it will get that far. If this keeps up then the FBI will have to get some warrants and arrest people to stop it. Not only to stop a criminal act, but to keep people from getting themselves killed. Security at Area 51 is no a joke, trespassers have been shot and killed there.
They’ll mess with the GPS system and have the trespassers spiraling in circles.
This sounds like a ploy by the Las Vegas Casinos to get some rich loser nerd types. Not to far after Burning Man. Trying to increase their numbers during a slow hot season?
A good time to try out that anti-riot equipment i’ve been reading about.
Those rays that either make their skin burn, poop their pants or vomit everywhere.
I don’t think this is entirely serious, personally, because anyone who really did manage to get a hundred thousand couch potato Internet geeks out to the Sonora Desert in July ought to be arrested for attempted murder. Nevertheless, they’ve already released classified information: the fact that you can naruto-run faster than bullets was Top Secret until now.
Just upload a software virus to disable all military weapons at Area 51.
Tell the 1 million invaders it is now safe to pursue Area 51.
I am storming area 52! It’s better than area 51. I think roadrunner uses naruto run.
The Nevada Desert takes no prisoners.
People would be dropping dead from the hike and the heat.
Yes the Air Force is there and they will talk to you in a stern voice if you try to pass!