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Here's One Great Tip For Watching The Oscars Tonight
Babylon Bee ^ | 2/24/19 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/24/2019 4:45:27 PM PST by OddLane

Don't watch the Oscars tonight.


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: agitprop; babylonbee; clickbait; donot; oscars; propaganda; satire; sjw; socialism
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1 posted on 02/24/2019 4:45:27 PM PST by OddLane
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To: OddLane

Capital idea ! No ratings for Stalinist propagandists and anti-American hatemongers.


2 posted on 02/24/2019 4:48:22 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: OddLane

I am not. I am reading a an excellent biography of Frederic the Great.


3 posted on 02/24/2019 4:48:38 PM PST by Maine Mariner
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To: OddLane

Here’s one tip for watching the Oscars: DON’T


4 posted on 02/24/2019 4:51:05 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: OddLane

I won’t be watching.


5 posted on 02/24/2019 4:51:19 PM PST by sport
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To: OddLane

I might be the only person alive who can say I’ve never seen the Oscars. Never, not one minute.


6 posted on 02/24/2019 4:51:19 PM PST by Ammo Republic 15
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To: Maine Mariner

IIRC, Queen is playing, which would be the only reason I would watch it, but I’m not going to.


7 posted on 02/24/2019 4:51:45 PM PST by Jonny7797
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To: OddLane

Here’s one tip for watching the Oscars: DON’T


8 posted on 02/24/2019 4:52:06 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: OddLane

It’s been a long time since I’ve watched. Bob Hope isn’t the MC, right?


9 posted on 02/24/2019 4:52:41 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: OddLane

I’d rather repeat my prostate removal operation than watch the Oscars.


10 posted on 02/24/2019 4:52:50 PM PST by nascarnation
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To: OddLane

And now here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night.

Leave your radio on during the night.


11 posted on 02/24/2019 4:53:10 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: OddLane
Oscar:


12 posted on 02/24/2019 4:53:30 PM PST by Rio
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To: Jonny7797
Queen is playing, which would be the only reason I would watch it

If Freddie isn't there, it ain't Queen.

13 posted on 02/24/2019 4:54:10 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I won’t.

There is that boxed set of Vega$ on the shelf.


14 posted on 02/24/2019 4:55:12 PM PST by wally_bert (You're bringing The Monk down, man!)
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To: OddLane

The Oscars I’m going to watch are on a bun with some mustard.


15 posted on 02/24/2019 4:56:09 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: dfwgator

He did make the band, didnt he?


16 posted on 02/24/2019 4:56:54 PM PST by Jonny7797
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To: OddLane

I’ll be reading about how the British Empire ran (most) of the World for decades.


17 posted on 02/24/2019 4:56:55 PM PST by EnglishOnly (eWFight all out to win OR get out now. .)
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Queen hasn’t played since August 9, 1986, IIRC.


18 posted on 02/24/2019 4:57:05 PM PST by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: OddLane

I don’t recall every watching any awards show on purpose. Maybe a minute or so while trapped somewhere.

But I can tell you what the acceptance speeches will be.

Thank you so much for this award. TRUMP SUCKS.


19 posted on 02/24/2019 4:57:08 PM PST by shelterguy
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To: Rio

I have a cat named Oscar.


20 posted on 02/24/2019 4:57:32 PM PST by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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