Time travel proof: UK sent MYSTERIOUS man to year 2365 in SECRET research operation

www.express.co.uk ^ | PUBLISHED: 03:30, Thu, Jun 21, 2018 | UPDATED: 05:16, Thu, Jun 21, 2018 | By Matthew Robinson

[wally_bert]

Darien Lambert - Fugitive Retrieval Section.

[stevio]

Stocks! I need stock tips!!!!

[Doogle]

I’m guessing a bad batch of bangers and mash....

[Bitman]

Wasn’t it Steven Hawking that held a party for time travelers and none showed up? Of course he publicized the invitations after the party took place.

Maybe he just wasn’t on the ‘A’ list of party spots.

[dfwgator]

Invest in Zinc.

[lefty-lie-spy]

When you see, “I remember...” rather than, “I saw...”, it’s a good hint of bullshittery.

[Pearls Before Swine]

If I came back from the future, I’d have my World Almanac and head straight to the Vegas Sports Book.

So that's where they are. At Vegas, in the desert, not all that far from Area 51. I'll keep an eye out for them next time I'm in town.

[Boogieman]

“People in the Government aren’t exactly sure how things work; paradoxes can happen.”

Incompetent government bureaucrats possibly destroying existence playing with something they don’t understand?

Ok, sure, I can see that happening.

[FatherofFive]

Time is just a vector, along which you can travel in both directions.........…

For God , yes, but we humans can never travel back in time. Yes, the dilation of time is real and we can move forward if we can learn to travel at the speed of light.

Please explain how you propose to travel backwards in time.

[SkyDancer]

The very next minute hasn't happened yet and I wrote this in the past.

We use time relevant to Earth, not space.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Einstein never said time has two vectors. It has a magnitude only—it can be sped up or slowed down, but not reversed. You can go into the future, but not the past, by using relativistic time dilation. To have gone into the future and return again violates special relativity. I think Einstein would disagree with that.

[SkyDancer]

You’d meet yourself in the past thereby creating that paradox.

[V_TWIN]

Lotto numbers would be quicker. ;)

[Jeff Chandler]

The time traveller claimed he spawned on top of a skyscraper

Pervert.

[Red Badger]

Please explain how you propose to travel backwards in time.

First step: Elect Democrats.

Everything after that is definitely going backwards............

[EQAndyBuzz]

Let’s see the check.

[bigbob]

I only want to talk to him about three things from the future: racehorses, Super Bowls, and the World Series.

[Snowybear]

The comments below the article are the best part.

[alexander_busek]

The time traveller claimed he spawned on top of a skyscraper in an unknown city

I've spawned in many a city, but never on top of a skyscraper.

Regards,

[adorno]

Time is just a vector, along which you can travel in both directions............

Time is just one dimension.

There are other dimensions.

The problem with time travel is also controlling the location of where you're headed, and the location of where you're at in order to return to that same location. Traveling in time also means traveling along other dimensions, meaning that, if one travels to the future, the place left behind will have traveled along the "other dimensions", making it impossible to return to that same location.