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Box Office Poison: 6 Reasons Amy Schumer’s New Movie Flopped
Breitbart ^ | 23 April 2018 | John Nolte

Posted on 04/23/2018 2:41:27 PM PDT by ethom

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To: ethom

Six Reasons:

1. Because it’s Amy Schumer.
2. Because Amy Schumer is in it.
3. Because, the movie, which has Amy Schumer in it, actually DOES have Amy Schumer in it.
4. Because Amy Schumer, who stars in the movie, is in fact IN the movie.
5. Because, while the movie stars Amy Schumer, and ostensibly was created as a vehicle FOR her, Amy Schumer is, in point of fact, the star of the movie.
6. Because Amy Schumer is seriously NOT funny, and rumor has it - actually it’s been confirmed - AMy Schumer IS in the movie.


21 posted on 04/23/2018 3:03:21 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: onyx

A liberal icon!


22 posted on 04/23/2018 3:03:29 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
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To: Vaquero
...Her [Schumer] total comedic routine is based on blunt talk about her female parts...

I thought that was Sarah Silverman?

23 posted on 04/23/2018 3:06:04 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Vaquero

That used to be Sarah Silverman’s territory.
Or as some describe it today “Vay-Jay-Jay”.


24 posted on 04/23/2018 3:08:04 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: colorado tanker
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

I dunno. I saw it in a theater eons ago, and it was okay, but not something I'd want to watch again. I've tried.

I will stop [channel surfing] and watch "Bringing Up Baby", though.

25 posted on 04/23/2018 3:10:41 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Calvin Locke

It’s like Sarah Silverman got fat and a new persona…Amy Schumer.


26 posted on 04/23/2018 3:10:43 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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To: onyx

Three reasons why her movie flopped!


27 posted on 04/23/2018 3:10:45 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Washington is NOT a swamp.....It's a cesspool!)
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To: colorado tanker

My family roars at the Impractical Jokers.


28 posted on 04/23/2018 3:17:10 PM PDT by Scarpetta (I'm surrounded by progtards and cuckservatives.)
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To: ethom

“Lawrence announced her semi retirement not too long ago. (bad box office)”

I thought she was just going to take a year off and be an “activist” and save us from climate changing assault weapons or something. She is such a dingbat she didn’t even realize her character in Humger Games was a conservative tea party type and the evil flamboyant elites were Obama people.


29 posted on 04/23/2018 3:19:23 PM PDT by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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To: ethom

Reason #7: she’s a Marxist pig


30 posted on 04/23/2018 3:19:53 PM PDT by Maskot (Put every dem/lib in prison...like yesterday.)
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To: ethom
p05m
31 posted on 04/23/2018 3:20:18 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: ethom

“Star driven” movies don’t work anymore.


32 posted on 04/23/2018 3:20:59 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: ethom
6 Reasons Amy Schumer’s New Movie Flopped

AMY SCHUMER

AMY SCHUMER

AMY SCHUMER

AMY SCHUMER

AMY SCHUMER

AMY SCHUMER

33 posted on 04/23/2018 3:21:17 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (You Say "White Privilege"...I Say "Protestant Work Ethic")
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To: ethom
I would never spend a dime on her simply because I don't like vulgar comedy. Period.

Her vitriol about conservatives, Trump, etc. is just icing on the cake.

34 posted on 04/23/2018 3:31:13 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Red Badger; july4thfreedomfoundation
That’s only three reasons....................

LOL.
PLEASE give me a break, y'all.

3 months ago, I had never heard of her!
35 posted on 04/23/2018 3:35:03 PM PDT by onyx (JOIN 300 CLUB BY DONATING $34 MONTHLY! TRUMP'S WAY IS THE WIINNING WAYsi)
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To: clintonh8r

That thing’s an icon?
Okie dokie!


36 posted on 04/23/2018 3:36:15 PM PDT by onyx (JOIN 300 CLUB BY DONATING $34 MONTHLY! TRUMP'S WAY IS THE WIINNING WAYsi)
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To: onyx

Yeah.....for liberals.

:^)


37 posted on 04/23/2018 3:37:23 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
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To: ethom
It reminds me of Ellen Degenerate.

She was in one failure after another. Zero ratings. Canceled projects, etc.

And yet she kept showing up in new projects, time and time again. Why? The laws of economics would have said there was no market for her crap. Yet someone was footing the bills for all these failed ventures.

There are wealthy corporations and individuals with an agenda who will keep shoving their crap in our face until someday some of it sticks.

Amy Schumer is another no talent that someone with deep pockets keeps peddling, hoping someday it will stick.
 

38 posted on 04/23/2018 3:43:58 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
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To: ethom

Because she’s in it?


39 posted on 04/23/2018 3:46:30 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: colorado tanker

All good.

You can also add:

This is Spinal Tap
Used Cars
The Producers (60’s version)
Car Wash
Zoolander (first one)
Happy Gilmore
The Waterboy


40 posted on 04/23/2018 4:02:34 PM PDT by HombreSecreto (Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!)
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