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Why I am a Democrat

Posted on 02/03/2018 12:43:15 PM PST by 2nd Amendment

I am a democrat(mainstream journalist) and these are the reasons why I represent about 50% of the country (especially the West coast and Northeast). 1. I believe in collusion and weaponizing the IRS, DOJ, FBI, and the State Dept. against republicans and conservatives. 2. I believe in abortion in all forms and especially late term. 3. I believe in booing God at my conventions. 4. I hate full employment (especially for Blacks and minorities). I believe welfare, food stamps and obama phones are better for the economy. 5. I hate military veterans, victims of MS-13, and companies that are moving back to the U.S. 6. I hate all forms of orthodox religion except the ones we make up each morning. 7. I believe there are 31 genders, not 2 like the republicans are pushing. 8. I believe the greatest thing in the world is to be transgendered homosexual. 9. I hate citizens arming themselves for self protection. 10. I believe Nancy Pelosi and "Chuckie" Schumer are the greatest people. 11. I hate the flag and everything about America because we are a rascist, white homophobic country. 12. I love the NFL because many of the players don't stand for our stinking anthem. I love to delete emails and make my political enemies disappear. These are just some of the reasons why I love to be a modern democrat ( as opposed to old fashioned ones like Truman and Kennedy). I feel we have a rich platform to upset Trump in the 2018 off year elections.


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1 posted on 02/03/2018 12:43:16 PM PST by 2nd Amendment
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To: 2nd Amendment

Probably a miserable person.


2 posted on 02/03/2018 12:44:31 PM PST by conservativepoet
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To: 2nd Amendment

THE DEMOCRATS CREED——true believers

I Believe by Michael Kelly

I believe President Bill Clinton. I have always believed him. I believed him when he said he had never been drafted in the Vietnam War and I believed him when he said he had forgotten to mention that he had been drafted in the Vietnam War. I believed him when he said he hadn’t had sex with Gennifer Flowers and I believe him now, when he reportedly says he did.

I believe the president did not rent out the Lincoln Bedroom, did not sell access to himself and the vice president to hundreds of well-heeled special pleaders and did not supervise the largest, most systematic money-laundering operation in campaign finance history, collecting more than $ 3 million in illegal and improper donations. I believe that Charlie Trie and James Riady were motivated by nothing but patriotism for their adopted country.

I believed Vice President Gore when he said that he had made dunning calls to political contributors “on a few occasions” from his White House office, and I believed him when he said that, actually, “a few” meant 46. I believe in no controlling legal authority.

I believe Bruce Babbitt when he says that the $ 286,000 contributed to the DNC by Indian tribes opposed to granting a casino license to rival tribes had nothing to do with his denial of the license. I believed the secretary when he said that he had not been instructed in this matter by then-White House deputy chief of staff Harold Ickes. I believed him when he said later that he had told lobbyist and friend Paul Eckstein that Ickes had told him to move on the casino decision, but that he had been lying to Eckstein. I agree with the secretary that it is an outrage that anyone would question his integrity.

I believe in the Clinton Standard of adherence to the nation’s campaign finance and bribery laws, enunciated by the president on March 7, 1997: “I don’t believe you can find any evidence of the fact that I had changed government policy solely because of a contribution.” I note with approval the use of the word “evidence” and also the use of the word “solely.” I believe that it is proper to change government policy to address the concerns of people who have given the president money, as long as nobody can find evidence of this being the sole reason.

I believe the president has lived up to his promise to preside over the most ethical administration in American history. I believe that indicted former agriculture secretary Mike Espy did not accept $ 35,000 in illegal favors from Tyson Foods and other regulated businesses. I believe that indicted former housing secretary Henry Cisneros did not lie to the FBI and tell others to lie to cover up $ 250,000 in blackmail payments to his former mistress. I believe that convicted former associate attorney general Webster Hubbell was not involved in the obstruction of justice when the president’s minions arranged for Hubbell to receive $ 400,000 in sweetheart consulting deals at a time when he was reneging on his promise to cooperate with Kenneth Starr’s Whitewater investigation.

I believe Paula Jones is a cheap tramp who was asking for it. I believe Kathleen Willey is a cheap tramp who was asking for it. I believe Monica Lewinsky is a cheap tramp who was asking for it.

I believe Lewinsky was fantasizing in her 20 hours of taped conversation in which she reportedly detailed her sexual relationship with the president and begged Linda Tripp to join her in lying about the relationship. I believe that any gifts, correspondence, telephone calls and the 37 post-employment White House visits that may have passed between Lewinsky and the president are evidence only of a platonic relationship; such innocent intimate friendships are quite common between middle-aged married men and young single women, and also between presidents of the United States and White House interns.

I see nothing suspicious in the report that the president’s intimate, Vernon Jordan, arranged a $ 40,000-per-year job for Lewinsky shortly after she signed but before she filed an affidavit saying she had not had sex with the president. Nor do I read anything into the fact that the ambassador to the United Nations, Bill Richardson, visited Lewinsky at the Watergate to offer her a job. I believe the instructions Lewinsky gave Tripp informing her on how to properly perjure herself in the Willey matter simply wrote themselves.

I believe that The Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, Newsweek, Time, U.S. News & World Report, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, PBS and NPR are all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy. Especially NPR.


3 posted on 02/03/2018 12:47:09 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 Trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: 2nd Amendment

The democrat (mainstream journalist) also likes being on the south end of a north-bound rope...


4 posted on 02/03/2018 12:47:49 PM PST by kiryandil (Never pick a fight with an angry beehive)
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To: Liz

you’re all over it! You beat me to the sarcasm punch!


5 posted on 02/03/2018 12:48:01 PM PST by 2nd Amendment
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To: 2nd Amendment

Conservatives need to stop using the terms Mainstream Media and MSM.

Fake News Media and FNM are more accurate.


6 posted on 02/03/2018 12:51:33 PM PST by Architect of Avalon
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To: 2nd Amendment

We have to get a newer version-—this was written during the lewinsky episode.


7 posted on 02/03/2018 12:53:01 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 Trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: conservativepoet

And, pretty useless too.


8 posted on 02/03/2018 12:55:01 PM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: Liz

yeah 20 years is long enough


9 posted on 02/03/2018 12:55:11 PM PST by xp38
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To: kiryandil

>>>I believe that The Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, Newsweek, Time, U.S. News & World Report, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, PBS and NPR are all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy. Especially NPR.<<<

Well, the article is sure dated . . .


10 posted on 02/03/2018 12:56:29 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Liz

and oh yeh! I love illegal immigration. Every illegal alien that slinks across our borders should be immediately registered as a Democrat. Put em on welfare, foodstamps, healthcare and let their great uncles twice-removed in, also.


11 posted on 02/03/2018 12:58:23 PM PST by 2nd Amendment
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To: Architect of Avalon

“Fake News Media and FNM are more accurate.”

Democratic Party National Propaganda Arm is more accurate still but not as catchy


12 posted on 02/03/2018 1:01:18 PM PST by dsrtsage (For Leftists, World History starts every day at breakfast)
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To: 2nd Amendment

Democrats socialists, progressives, liberals must be defeated in the political arena, the arena of cultural ideas and if necessary, on the battlefield.

Just sayin

5.56mm


13 posted on 02/03/2018 1:03:49 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: 2nd Amendment

Why are you a Democrat?
Easy, it is the next step after your recent lobotomy.


14 posted on 02/03/2018 1:04:00 PM PST by BuffaloJack (Chivalry is not dead. It is a warriors code amd only practiced by warriors.)
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To: 2nd Amendment

You can check out anytime you’d like but you can never leave.


15 posted on 02/03/2018 1:04:23 PM PST by vigilante2 (I fixed my flag)
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To: vigilante2

You owe Don Henley a thousand dollars.


16 posted on 02/03/2018 1:12:31 PM PST by Architect of Avalon
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To: 2nd Amendment
"Fished in" by the headline...


17 posted on 02/03/2018 1:13:19 PM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: 2nd Amendment

LOL!


18 posted on 02/03/2018 1:15:41 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Architect of Avalon
Enablers, co-conspirators, (ad)ministers of propaganda, traitors, liars, a__holes...

Heh, I call them lots of names.

19 posted on 02/03/2018 1:28:23 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (FUMSM)
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To: 2nd Amendment

formatting is your friend.

try HTML bootcamp if you need help


20 posted on 02/03/2018 1:41:38 PM PST by Ouderkirk (Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
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