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Pet Translator: Scientist Developing Device To Convert Dog Barks Into English Language
Tech Times ^ | 15 January 2018 | Allan Adamson Tech Times Russian Army unveils secret weapon: puppie

Posted on 01/17/2018 5:11:05 PM PST by nickcarraway

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To: SoCal Pubbie

Had a Russian Blue that would do that.


81 posted on 01/17/2018 7:59:27 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of he Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: nickcarraway
Can't believe I am first in with it...


82 posted on 01/17/2018 8:01:30 PM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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83 posted on 01/17/2018 8:07:08 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of he Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

LOL, yup, cats are pure evil!

My Basset Hound would be telling me how much she loves me, has waited for me to come home all day, and that nobody else in the house gave her ANYTHING to eat and she’d really appreciate a nice doggy treat but not that nasty DOG food...


84 posted on 01/17/2018 8:10:11 PM PST by Professional
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To: mylife

Always loved Wallace and Gromit!


85 posted on 01/17/2018 8:35:41 PM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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To: rlmorel

CHEESE GROMIT!


86 posted on 01/17/2018 8:38:57 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of he Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: garandgal; Chode

Thank You, that’s funny!

Ping to 25


87 posted on 01/17/2018 8:45:20 PM PST by mabarker1 (Progress- the opposite of congressl)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

“Great..now can they make a translator for CNN”

easy:

CNN Talking head: “blah, blah, blah, blah ....”

Translator Robot: “He’s lying”


88 posted on 01/17/2018 8:50:16 PM PST by catnipman ( Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: blueunicorn6
I’m sorry, but I have a hard time believing research from an “expert” named Con Slapyerdikoff..

LOL. And founder of Zoolingus(I know, just having some fun with it).
Hate to even think what they advocate.

89 posted on 01/17/2018 8:56:30 PM PST by Vinnie
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To: blueunicorn6

“I’m sorry, but I have a hard time believing research from an “expert” named Con Slapyerdickoff”

Thanks, I just woke up my wife and the dog, Laughing my arse off at that one!


90 posted on 01/17/2018 9:05:54 PM PST by Batman11 ( The USA is not an ATM!)
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To: madison10

My dog has five distinct barks; let me inside, I see critters, unknown intruder, neighbor’s dog is here, family or friend of family is here.


91 posted on 01/17/2018 9:06:55 PM PST by Rebelbase (1/12/18 read the word 'shithole' more times in one day than in my entire life up to that that point.)
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To: nickcarraway

“Rover, you’ve been looking so down lately. Tell me what’s wrong.”
“God commands me to kill and then bury you in the yard next to the mailman.”


92 posted on 01/17/2018 9:42:37 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: clearcarbon

Sounds like Son of Sam.


93 posted on 01/17/2018 10:03:23 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: clearcarbon

Sounds like Son of Sam.


94 posted on 01/17/2018 10:03:23 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: mabarker1

yup, how they ever got that one by the PC sensors is beyond me


95 posted on 01/18/2018 4:05:45 AM PST by Chode (You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
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To: rlmorel

https://youtu.be/xrAIGLkSMls


96 posted on 01/18/2018 6:49:19 AM PST by edzo4 (Democrats playbook = promise everything, deliver nothing, blame someone else.)
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To: nickcarraway

Anyone who is into pet personification and is not squeamish would probably Robert Repino’s “Mort(e)”. Your local library may have a copy.


97 posted on 01/18/2018 6:58:06 AM PST by VietVet876
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To: edzo4

Makes me laugh every single time!


98 posted on 01/18/2018 7:22:06 AM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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To: nickcarraway

Bark bark by the food bowl means dinnertime. Bark bark by the door means gotta pee. Bark bark by the dinner table means share that steak. :-)


99 posted on 01/18/2018 9:30:32 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: ichabod1

I have an older 3 legged cat. As soon As I get up and start walking toward the laundry room she’ll run past me. Then she stands at the gate and gives me a quaint little meow. I have pet gates to keep the dogs from going in there and she can climb it but she prefers that I pick her up and carry her in. So as soon as she meows I tell her don’t yell at me and then her voice gets louder and louder all the while I’m telling her don’t yell at me.

She is such a sweet girl...


100 posted on 01/18/2018 9:42:43 AM PST by shotgun
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