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This Squid Ice Cream Cone Is a Lot to Process
Eater ^ | Aug 11, 2017 | Greg Morabito

Posted on 08/20/2017 10:33:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway

An impressively weird dessert washes ashore in New Zealand

An ice cream shop in Auckland, New Zealand is taking the burgeoning goth dessert trend to new heights by serving a giant chocolate-dipped cone with a mantle and menacing tentacles protruding from the top of creamy sphere. The chef at Giapo Kitchen thought that this undeniably phallic treat would be a nice way to commemorate the 10th anniversary of The Colossal Squid’s arrival at the Museum of Te Papa Tongarewa. Here’s a clip of the chocolate tentacles being inserted into the cone after it’s dipped:

The squid dessert is just as spooky as the charcoal ice cream cones that started infiltrating Instagram feeds around New York and Los Angeles last year, but the New Zealand treat gets bonus creep-out points for being humongous, unwieldy, and disturbingly sexual.

These desserts are a refreshing counterpoint to the glittery, rainbow-colored theatrics of the Lisa Frankenfoods trend. Long may they reign.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: icecream; newzealand; squid
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1 posted on 08/20/2017 10:33:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

That’s a creative use of cold food as a sculpture medium.
More attention getting than the standard Cow made of butter.
A little too much candy and cream for me, though. I used to eat that much ice cream at once, but not recently.
Oh, and I guess walking in public with a cone molded into that particular shape would be kind of embarrassing for me.

For others, it may be the best part about that ice cream cone. Sort of like those giant Soft Belgium Pretzels served hot and salty. If they sold a smaller ice cream cone with shapes like Micky Mouse or an Easter Bunny, I would be fine with that.


2 posted on 08/20/2017 10:56:54 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: nickcarraway; Salamander; 50mm; JoeProBono
And if you're not in the mood for ice cream,
there's always Marzipan Cthulhu!


3 posted on 08/20/2017 11:14:33 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

That reminds me of squid jerky, which is an abomination.
I ate a bag of it with a glass of cherry juice once.
Yeah, once because, after my wife made me sleep in the yard because of the gas eeking out of....what was this thread about?


4 posted on 08/20/2017 11:22:27 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: right way right
"....what was this thread about?"

I dunno, I only pulled over here to change my tagline.

5 posted on 08/20/2017 11:26:47 PM PDT by shibumi (And aint chent lunar tick rains in datreez ubda knight)
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To: shibumi

This is too cute to eat.


6 posted on 08/20/2017 11:31:17 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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To: right way right

I am compelled to ask...what the hell were you thinking?!?

:D


7 posted on 08/20/2017 11:32:01 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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To: right way right
Squid Jerky?

Trust me. There are worse things in life...


8 posted on 08/20/2017 11:33:42 PM PDT by shibumi (And aint chent lunar tick rains in datreez ubda knight)
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To: Salamander

I will resist saying something inappropriate in response to that there post.


9 posted on 08/20/2017 11:33:53 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: right way right; Salamander

I agree!

What the hell were you thinking?

Everybody knows you don’t drink cherry juice with squid.

Squid is strictly a grape juice kind of food.


10 posted on 08/20/2017 11:36:36 PM PDT by shibumi (And aint chent lunar tick rains in datreez ubda knight)
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To: lee martell

Go right ahead.

Y’all know I’m not a wilting flower.

:)

It looks like it should be a pendant.


11 posted on 08/20/2017 11:37:24 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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To: shibumi

“And aint chent lunar tick rains in datreez ubda knight”

Have you had a stroke?


12 posted on 08/20/2017 11:38:28 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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To: Salamander

I’d like to have that Marzipan Cthulhu redone in silver as a belt buckle.


13 posted on 08/20/2017 11:38:35 PM PDT by shibumi (And aint chent lunar tick rains in datreez ubda knight)
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To: shibumi

Seriesly, WTF is that?


14 posted on 08/20/2017 11:39:12 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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To: shibumi

I will never eat again.


15 posted on 08/20/2017 11:39:48 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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To: shibumi

That too, but I’d prefer a bronze pendant.


16 posted on 08/20/2017 11:40:23 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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To: Salamander
"Have you had a stroke?"

Well, in the immortal words of Fats Waller:

"One never know, do one?"

17 posted on 08/20/2017 11:40:36 PM PDT by shibumi (And aint chent lunar tick rains in datreez ubda knight)
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To: nickcarraway

I just finished some deep-fried baby octopus.


18 posted on 08/20/2017 11:40:39 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: nickcarraway

Greg the writer seems awfully turned on by squid


19 posted on 08/20/2017 11:40:54 PM PDT by piasa
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To: shibumi

Argh.


20 posted on 08/20/2017 11:41:13 PM PDT by Salamander (Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
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