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Posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT by Beave Meister
A 52 year old man in Elgin, Illinois was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.
The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town.
Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraphsun.com ...
The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it’s effects on a 50 year old executive.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.
She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car.
She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, “If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!”
Imagine that she lied about her age....
She could truthfully say she's closer to 27 than to 23...
Seriously. This needs to be pics or it didn’t happen.
She was moonlighting?
One way to get a date with your wife...
As an old timer, gawd I cant believe I said that, there was a father and son of a very big forest products company out of Laona Wis that visited a house in Green Bay Wisconsin. Neither one knew the other had been going there. One time, the Old Man met the Kid going up the steps for his “time” when the other was coming down from his “time” at the fun.
True story, and nobody ever found out what they said to each other.
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Will her pimp get custody of the kids?
I had not heard that one. Hilarious...
Somewhere, Rodney Dangerfield is laughing at this.
Reminds me a joke Rodney told one time...
“I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, “What’ll you have?” I said, “Surprise me.” He showed me a naked picture of my wife.”
I told my wife, “I want to have sex 365 days this year.” She said, “Fine, put me down for two.”
There’s a Rodney Dangerfield joke in here somewhere.
I kid you not, this happened to a friend of mine in 1984. His wife was smoking hot, and he wanted to go to an all-nude strip club. There she was. Kissing on some dood, and he was taking her to a private room for a screw...I mean ‘lap dance’. Everyone knew it was a screwing room. Lap dances are $20, not $250.
“Can you say “AWKWARD” ??”
Nah. Awkward is when you book a hooker and it’s your DAUGHTER.
The story says that they’re planning to divorce.
But, that would be dumb, at least for the time being. It’s like flushing money down the toilet.
There’s a Lifetime story in there, and the couple should market it to a movie studio, and wait to get paid, and then divorce.
I’ll accept a royalty payment for the idea. ;)
If this is true, they totally deserve one another.
IF THIS IS TRUE.
Sounds like more fake news to me though. Gotta sell those newspapers or get those elusive clicks. We all clicked...
Ashley Madison Fallout I suppose
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