"And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people."
Posted on 08/07/2017 11:28:23 AM PDT by simpson96
Caftan my arse! That’s a mumu if I’ve ever seen one!
First time I have seen a tuxedo make someone look bad. Bill looks odd.
Hillary = Walking Whale
Bill looks like he’s going to score some strange.
I have to admit, it’s the best dressed I’ve ever seen her.
Maybe she had her last fashion consultant Vince Fostered and this is her new look.
"And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people."
I support mandatory burkas for all the Clintons.
She managed to go from wearing the couch to wearing the curtains.
I remember when Kankles wore a Chairman Mao style “tunic” whose fabric was a cross between a Kirby vaccum bag and a Romulan sofa cover. I remember the cost of that thing was $12,500 and Kankles looked like s**t in it.
But at least it covered her large cellulite fat rolls as well as her colostomy bag, catheter, and her large bag of urine LMAO.
The financialization of America is nearly complete, thanks to the Federal Reserve, and our printed, unbacked, centrally-controlled currency. Interesting how a hedge fund manager's wedding now can turn out ex Presidents and Hollywood A-listers. These are America's oligarchs.
If she was among the best dressed, that’s a wedding I don’t need to see photos of.
Putting the best designed dress on Hillary is like putting whipped cream on a pile of shit!
Putting the best designed dress on Hillary is like putting whipped cream on a pile of shit!
That was expected. You can only go so big in pant suits before the heavy cloth needed starts to chaff.
Even Melania Trump could not make that blue tent look good.
Apparently there’s a thin line between a caftan and a moo-moo.
That old joke. That dress is like a Bank. You know what is inside, but you do not know how much
Who brings their top political aide to a wedding?????
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