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NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas
BGR ^ | June 16, 2017 | Mike Wehner

Posted on 06/17/2017 3:13:05 PM PDT by kosciusko51

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To: kosciusko51

This proves that NASA is part of a far Overreaching Federal Government.


21 posted on 06/17/2017 3:25:24 PM PDT by Timpanagos1
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To: Defiant
Now we see that NASA is really really taking the whole LGBT "pride" thing too damned far....


22 posted on 06/17/2017 3:26:33 PM PDT by Enchante (Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
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To: Defiant
God bless Mrs. Tibbits, who with a room of little 5th graders all with Oklahoma accents, stopped a classroom science lesson and said, "Okay, every one of you, one at a time, are going to say it correctly. URanus. Emphasis on the U and a short A.

URanus.

URanus.

She never did explain why.

She would also occasionally, if certain members of the class had behaved themselves and done their homework, recite The Highwayman from memory. Correctly, with a rythmic "Tlot tlot, tlot tlot..."

Anyway... URanus. There, that's the correct way. Thanks to Mrs. Tibbits. :)

23 posted on 06/17/2017 3:29:41 PM PDT by OKSooner (Never take a known wise-ass to the shooting range.)
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To: Defiant

I’m waiting for Beavis and Butthead to show up . . .


24 posted on 06/17/2017 3:29:49 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: kosciusko51

Circling Uranus in search of Kingons!


25 posted on 06/17/2017 3:30:14 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation has ended!)
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To: kosciusko51

The news came out that NASA was going to probe Uranus and they started chartering buses in San Francisco to go to Cape Canaveral.


26 posted on 06/17/2017 3:31:01 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: kosciusko51

They should have had that probe ready last Saturday after chili dinner.


27 posted on 06/17/2017 3:32:23 PM PDT by fso301
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To: kosciusko51

Hey, no more jokes. They changed the pronounciation to urineus just so people would stop with the jokes.


28 posted on 06/17/2017 3:32:29 PM PDT by dhs12345
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29 posted on 06/17/2017 3:34:03 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation has ended!)
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To: kosciusko51

Uranus on borrowed money from China? Enough of this emulating Roman empire operation.


30 posted on 06/17/2017 3:34:13 PM PDT by entropy12 (Read my profile for how to really reduce healthcare costs & improve quality.)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

LOL


31 posted on 06/17/2017 3:35:58 PM PDT by kosciusko51
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To: kosciusko51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mREi_Bb85Sk


32 posted on 06/17/2017 3:40:03 PM PDT by LouisianaJoanof Arc (#I'mWithHim #MAGA)
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NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

Attempt at juvenile humor???

33 posted on 06/17/2017 3:40:40 PM PDT by ExSES (the "bottom-line")
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To: kosciusko51

I could get rich....


34 posted on 06/17/2017 3:42:31 PM PDT by Bryan24 (When in doubt, move to the right..........)
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To: LouisianaJoanof Arc

Great song! Thanks for the link.


35 posted on 06/17/2017 3:45:56 PM PDT by kosciusko51
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What do a wad of toilet paper and The U.S.S. Enterprise have in common?

They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

36 posted on 06/17/2017 3:50:24 PM PDT by j.argese (/s tags: If you have a mind unnecessary. If you're a cretin it really doesn't matter, does it?)
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To: kosciusko51

I can tell NASA there is gas there. No probing necessary.

It’s much worse when I eat dried fruit, or a health bar with chickory in it.


37 posted on 06/17/2017 3:52:50 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: kosciusko51

Ain’t gonna say nuthin’. NUTHIN.’


38 posted on 06/17/2017 3:56:47 PM PDT by 60Gunner (The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
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To: kosciusko51

Shouldn’t they at least buy me dinner first or something?


39 posted on 06/17/2017 3:59:30 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: kosciusko51

The headline just writes its own jokes


40 posted on 06/17/2017 4:02:26 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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