Posted on 05/28/2017 5:56:42 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Another,contribution in the plate. ____________________________________ Subject: Medicare Part G
Medicare Part G If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?
You may opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, go enjoy the weekend!
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The first one says, with wide eyes, ‘Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.’
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‘No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!’
Thx for your contributions - I don’t have any myself, so these 2 are appreciated;0
LOL, amazing what is found when searching for a lost email :-)
Windows 7 email (outlook express) is certainly trying my patience. Down to my last nerve.
True story. There was an old convict who’d spent most of his life in jail. One day, he was released and he went directly to a jewelry store, threw a rock through the window, grabbed handfuls of jewelry and sat down on the curb with his stolen goods to wait for the cops. When asked why he did it, he said he wanted to go back to jail where he was taken care of and he didn’t have to get a job.
One of my father's brothers-in-law had a relative who went from juvenile delinquent, to petty thief, to serial convict; I grew up hearing about the guy from time to time, as my dad would occasionally run into him between incarcerations.
When this gent was in his late 50's, he told my dad that he was probably going to steal something and get caught so he could get back to prison- he had gotten used to it and trying to make an honest living was not working out well.
Mr. niteowl77
These past few years have been an eye-opener for this old gal. I don’t ever remembering any of my kid’s peer group getting into any kind of trouble; no DUI, no theft, no traffic violations, no vandalism, no riots/protests. Maybe smoking cigarettes!
Today, I see so many 20-30 year old men & women in crime and crisis because of drug addiction. That is the curse of modern American life. Teenage single mothers, jobless young men, drug addiction and petty crimes to help the habit.
Smoking nicotine does not seem so bad by comparison;)
ROFL!
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