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Bill Clinton writing a Thriller :"The President is Missing"
Reuters ^ | 5/8/2017 | video

Posted on 05/09/2017 8:29:55 AM PDT by sodpoodle

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To: mykroar

Find his Waldo!


21 posted on 05/09/2017 8:42:36 AM PDT by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a slasher, and find one.... what's your plan?)
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To: sodpoodle

No problem, just scrape off the dress and clone a new one.


22 posted on 05/09/2017 8:45:07 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: sodpoodle

With a foreword by Monica Lewinsky...


23 posted on 05/09/2017 8:45:12 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: stylin19a

Patterson is sharing a by line with that creep, well, no more of his books on the list.


24 posted on 05/09/2017 8:45:26 AM PDT by Mouton (We have the best elected governments that money can buy)
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To: sodpoodle

Could have been a great horror flick “The President’s Brain is Missing”.

Synopsis: The first female President’s brain is secretly removed by a Pakaistani surgeon with the help of the First Gentleman who Cosby’ed her last Scotch and allowed access to the WH living quarters in return for a room full of harem girls. The plan was that ISIS would hold the brain for ransom in return for $1 Billion and ten nukes, but Congress refused to allocated the money. Even after they put it on eBay there were no bids, as she was much better liked as a veggie and there was no perceived difference to the public.


25 posted on 05/09/2017 8:45:34 AM PDT by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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To: sodpoodle

Writing it from his own experience “going missing” to rendezvous with his mistresses back when he was President, no doubt.


26 posted on 05/09/2017 8:46:02 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: sodpoodle
Hasn't this been done before?

The novel from 1967:

The movie from 1973:

-PJ

27 posted on 05/09/2017 8:46:46 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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To: Mouton

That’s just what I said, I don’t have to read anymore of his books...


28 posted on 05/09/2017 8:48:12 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 ( "The Force Awakens!!!"...Trump and Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
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To: sodpoodle

They got the title from what the Secret Service told Hillary a couple dozen times each year when Clinton was president.


29 posted on 05/09/2017 8:51:15 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: sodpoodle

Another way for Bill Clinton to get some leftist payola.


30 posted on 05/09/2017 8:51:29 AM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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To: sodpoodle

The full title is “The President is Missing his Pants”.


31 posted on 05/09/2017 8:51:34 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
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To: sodpoodle

the President Is Missing.

Did they check in the Lincoln Bedroom or the ladies locker room in the White House swimming pool?


32 posted on 05/09/2017 8:51:43 AM PDT by PGR88
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33 posted on 05/09/2017 8:54:14 AM PDT by lacrew
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Should be noted James Patterson is a long time leftist hack.


34 posted on 05/09/2017 8:54:55 AM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: sodpoodle

Not missing...managing a Cinnabon in Nebraska. Or should be.


35 posted on 05/09/2017 8:58:26 AM PDT by muleskinner
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To: sodpoodle

Is this a book about September 11, 2012???


36 posted on 05/09/2017 8:58:56 AM PDT by joethedrummer
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To: sodpoodle; All

Title suggestion instead of The President is Missing: “Thar she blows”


37 posted on 05/09/2017 9:02:02 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: miss marmelstein

Big boob’ed long legged Kid Researchers...


38 posted on 05/09/2017 9:04:15 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: areukiddingme1

“The President IS Missing”............

That depends on what your definition of “IS” is.
(He said it I just repeated it)


39 posted on 05/09/2017 9:05:55 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: sodpoodle

“The President’s Trousers are Missing”


40 posted on 05/09/2017 9:06:53 AM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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