Posted on 03/27/2017 9:37:05 AM PDT by Rebelbase
The APORKalypse is upon us!
Run…to your nearest Hardee’s if you want to experience the chain’s new APORKalypse Burrito and APORKalypse Biscuit, both of which feature three types of pork.
Three? Come on, Hardee’s! There’s the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! Why couldn’t you fit one more type of pork? Canadian bacon? Cheese made out of pig’s milk?
The APORKalypse Burrito combines four ham slices, two sausage patties, bacon pieces, folded eggs, American cheese, and Swiss cheese in a warm flour tortilla. It has, brace yourselves, 1110 calories, 740 calories from fat, 82 grams of fat, 29 grams of saturated fat, 435 milligrams of cholesterol, 3170 milligrams of sodium, 41 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 3 grams of sugar, and 48 grams of protein.
The breakfast burrito is available for $3.99. It can also be ordered as a small combo with hash rounds and a drink for $5.69.
The APORKalypse Biscuit comes with four ham slices, three bacon strips, just one sausage patty, a folded egg, and American and Swiss cheeses on Hardee’s Made from Scratch Buttermilk Biscuits. It has 920 calories, 590 calories from fat, 66 grams of fat, 25 grams of saturated fat, 240 milligrams of cholesterol, 2540 milligrams of sodium, 46 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 4 grams of sugar, and 35 grams of protein.
The biscuit sandwich has a price of $3.79 and a small combo costs $5.49.
It's a feel good moment in this PC culture to see that word up there for all to view.
No diphtheria jokes!
Damn spell checker! Diarrhea.
1110 calories in a single sandwich. Just what America needs - more fatties. Would you like a 74 ounce cherry pop to wash that fake food down with?
Ya, that’s why I have them hold the cheese......too many calories.....
Is there a Halal version?
I bought one the other day without the fake cheese.
It was alright. Make sure to sauce it up.
Arby’s is selling their Mountain sandwich now.
All of their meat in one bun.
BMI is 24 BTW.
A pita stuffed with falafel, loofa, hummas and fava beans?
I want one of each with a side of Gravy
If God did not want us to eat pigs, He would not have made them out of Pork.
HA GOOD ONE HOLD THE CHEESE
They should have a buy one get one free during Ramadan.
1110 calories
almost a day’s worth of calories for many.
Hey, I eat a big mac once a year. I love them but they dont love me!!!
Always repeats itself in more ways than one!
Stick to the outer perimiter of the grocery store for the healthiest.....LOL
Now that is freeper funny. If you know the hardees ads on TV after we have eaten our healthy dinner, those ads drive us CRAZY!!!!
Talk about needing a barf alert.
ACLU filing lawsuit for discriminaiton
That’s beautiful.
Did anyone get a McD’s breakfast sandwich lately?
The cheese is so paper thin its hard to believe they can actually MAKE it that thin...
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