[Lazamataz]

There are no good women.

Period.

I’m staying away from them all. Porn works just fine.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

There are still good women scattered about the States. However, they tend to go off the market early. Why? BECAUSE THEY’RE GOOD PEOPLE, THAT’S WHY!

[GBA]

Actually, there are good, high quality women, even outstanding women pretty much everywhere I look. Not many, but they do exist.

Unfortunately for me and the rest of us, however, those are already married or are about to be, and good for them! The benefits of marrying well cannot be overstated.

Personally, what trips me up the most is that I was cursed by having been born under the star of the handyman and I am attracted to damaged or broken things needing repair. Not good.

You know what they say, right? "You can't fix stupid."

Yeah, well...not for lack of trying (Strike one), which has taught me something else.

They define insanity as "doing the same things over and over again while expecting a different result." Strike two.

Which is also stupid. Strike three.

Oh well, something else they say is "no matter where you go, there you are." End of the inning.

Which I guess means that I'm really screwed now at this age, but not in a good way...sigh..."too soon old, too late smart." Game over?

But, I'm also debt and disease free and still not dead, so no worries. Life is good!