Posted on 03/20/2017 1:24:57 PM PDT by Strac6
Dear Mr. President,
My Mother-In-Law lives in constant fear of your deportation for illegal immigrants. Just so you are sure who she is, her she lives at 3178 Happy Valley Lane, Century City, Florida 33812.
The pastel pink house.
She gets back from the Senior Citizens Center about 5 and is in the house all evening, except Tuesdays which is local Democrat Club meeting, and Thursday which is Canasta Night.
About 5' 2" - - 160 - - Blue Hair.
Maybe she should return to her country of birth and apply for entry to the US. If she’s caught she will be deported and have to wait years to apply for entry.
ERNIE K-DOE - ‘’MOTHER IN LAW’’ (1961)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EN5eJf5h_k
The worst person I know
(Mother-in law, mother-in law)
(Mother-in law, mother-in law)
A she worries me, so
If she’d leave us alone
A we would have a happy home
Sent from down below
Mother in Law Mother in Law
You know her well!!!!!
Actually, my MIL is great. 93, plays 9 holes of golf every day, cooks for us at least 2 nights a week (wonderfully), is the best babysitter her great-grandkids will ever have, and has a boyfriend!
I keep telling Mrs. Strac, if we ever have a fight, I’m going home to her mother; she is on her own!
Yeah, apparently those still cross all ethnic, racial and socio-economic lines of division. :-)
I thought I was the only SIL who wanted their MIL deported. :)
Sorry you had to point that out. LOL!
I used to like playing canasta. Pinochle even more. Today I don't know anyone who plays.
Short for her weight...
I know how you feel. I think my mom likes my wife better than she likes me.
It’s a joke!
And during that time, kids learned how to yell ‘la migra’ and watched them scatter.
When I was engaged to the woman to be my wife, my parents told her in front of me that if anything happened and we were to break up, it would most likely be my fault and she was welcome, but I was not.
Way to go, Mom.
After 30+ years, we are still married.
At that time, she would have probably been right, though.
I’ll donate for a ticket home, wherever it is......
Could you arrange for my MIL to join her at her house?
Our 30th is next month.
We met in college. I needed to drive home to vote and asked her to come along. We weren’t even dating yet.
I drove 400 miles to vote for Ronald Reagan and married the girl.
Bonus all around
Folks, if you don’t understand try this link...
Mother in law jokes:
Sounds like the plan...but are YOU up to 9 holes of golf every day?
Ice ice baby
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VPO8EB0g30Q
9 holes of golf.... and my Igloo holds 9 cans of beer.
Could anyone deny the connection?
:)
See # 39, if you pkease.
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