I am an insomniac and used to buy this great herbal cure in Chinatown. It came in a great box with a dozen tiny vials of pills.
You pulled the tiny cork and took two pills. After about 30 minutes, your heart would flutter and you fell asleep. These pills cost about $8.00 for a box of about 10 vials.. A friend and I took them every night.
But neither of us could explain the heart flutter even though it was totally effective.
I stopped taking it. Too bad no one tested those things!
Did the same guy give you a cute little creature and tell you not to feed it after midnight, or get it wet?