Help! P*ssy hat!!

[MNDude]

I am currently sitting in a Taco Bell, and across the room, there is a young woman wearing one of those horrible p*ssy hats!

What should I do?

[PLMerite]

Which style is it, Full Brazilian:

...or 70s retro:

I know, I'm going to Hell...

[TADSLOS]

Pull out your C*nt Cap and tell her you're Old School.

[Mathews]

Nope. Video required.

[I want the USA back]

Start meowing, but discretely. People will start searching for the pussycat.

[outofsalt]

“The best meal I ever had.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnkrL42R7gk

[Tess1]

I agree totally. Laughing makes these fruitcakes go crazy!

[MortMan]

Tell her you have never seen anyone with their head so far up their bum that it came out the front side...

[Cobra64]

Can’t help you since I don’t know what a p*ssy hat is. Did you mean a pussy hat?

[posterchild]

Look at her and smile. Point to her hat. Point to your taco. Nod yes. Repeat for the duration.

[old-ager]

Conversation starter? Excuse me miss; I was just admiring your

[dirtboy]

Ignore her. We have more class than to function at their level.

[Jhadur]

What if she’s 12 and Chris Cuomo isn’t about?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I’m with the ignore crowd. She’s wearing that to get a reaction. Don’t give her one.

[Jhadur]

It might. Broads dig dudes with hats.

[dblshot]

Ask her if she thinks her hat looks like a Taco.

[Vendome]

Give it some cat food?

[tx_eggman]

Compliment her on the Meg Griffin look:

[Vendome]

Honestly, she probably doesn’t want to be objectified and yet, objectifying herself.

If she believes she is a vagina and not a woman let her be.

She’ll probably start mumbling to herself over the next few years and develop turrets.

[beelzepug]

That there’s funny!

[JockoManning]

One FRiend I know has cards with links to truth etc. to hand out in such situations.