Posted on 01/24/2017 7:12:48 AM PST by brucedickinson
“I’d be happy if someone gave me a box of fried chicken. But that’s me.”
I would never eat any “anonymous” food left for me.
I think it has something to do with shooting muslims into space.
I don't get it either. I absolutely love watermelon and fried chicken and I will indulge myself whenever the opportunity arises. I also learned that "fried chicken" was a Scottish invention.
Also, oddly enough, I too thought I had some very strong Indian ancestry through my mother, but a DNA test of her has revealed not even a trace. If the test is to believed, (and I have some reasons to suspect it may be wrong) my only avenue for having any Indian blood is now through my Father. One of these days i'll get myself tested and see what the other half of my Genome has to contribute in the way of history.
Has he opened up a GoFundMe account yet, to pay for his college, now that he’s been irrevocably scarred and micro-aggressed? I’ve got a suspicion this is nothing more than a ploy for free $$$$.
I was keeping abreast of the FR news when I came across this tail of fowl play.
Although I'm just winging it from the poultry bit of information provided, I conclude, with a deep thigh, that this is just a half-cocked hoax....and is without a Colonel of truth.
However, it could be that I'm a dumb cluck, and I may have to re-coop my words, because after peeling away all the layers here, this guy may be a good egg and a clean liver after all, and we should not call for him to be put under house arroost by the ever-vigilant DC coops.
Leni
Cute.
complete fake
“Box of Fried Chicken Left on Black Student’s Car”
I was keeping abreast of the FR news when I came across this tail of fowl play.
Although I’m just winging it from the poultry bit of information provided, I conclude, with a deep thigh, that this is just a half-cocked hoax....and is without a Colonel of truth.
However, it could be that I’m a dumb cluck, and I may have to re-coop my words, because after peeling away all the layers here, this guy may be a good egg and a clean liver after all, and we should not call for him to be put under house arroost by the ever-vigilant DC coops.
I gotta be honest wit you....I'm all broke up about it....b/c they didn't even leave the poor slob any cole sla wit dat chicken.
Talk about discrimination......
“I am a powerful African American man...”
Methinks the negro doth protest too much.
Trump?
Resign?....
Even worse....he’ll NEVER be elected president....didn’t you know?
I wish someone would leave a box of fried chicken on my truck...in the next 10 minutes preferably...extra crispy, please.
What, no watermelon?
And I found a mayonnaise sandwich!
A Box Of Fried Chicken Was Left On A Black Student’s Car Not Long After The Obamas Fled the East Coast!
The chuckles started here:
“When I approached my car, I found it in more despicable state of cleanliness than I had left it.”
[Yeah, I’m really looking forward to reading scientific papers by this guy!]
... and turned into Putinesque outright laughter here:
“Update: The Cereal was Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Don’t know if that tells you anything or not...”
[If I didn’t like the tagline I have already, I would definitely switch to using this!]
Poet laureate you are.
And tell your cousin in the UK to jet across the pond to have tea and crumpets with the Colonials. It would be a hoot.
5.56mm
I hope our resident satirist John Semmens gets hold of this story.
Only thing missing is a pack of Trojans size XL.
Last night, late, I was watching Tillerson’s hearing on C-span. You can’t but just wonder how this high paid successful business executive is putting up with the snotty Senator’s crap, = fellows like our own and stupid “Little” Marco!!!
Tillerson must be filled with large amount of Patriotism, like DJT, trying to save our country from going down the tube, MAGA to put up with it???
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