***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Delta 21]

Arguably one of the ugliest men in Hollywood.

[mykroar]

[Delta 21]

Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of childlike rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic Party
Identifying as a feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge!

[NCC-1701]

Now look, everyone. You just know you’re going to miss obama. You’re going to miss having him to kick around. You’re going to miss having him to hate. I have to admit that I will. But that’s just a temporary condition. After eight long unproductive years it will take a while to flush all that out of our collective systems. So let’s enjoy our hard own victory. Go President Trump.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I have no video on my home computer so I want to know if you ever heard the following songs -

“Who Let the Dogs Out” about Hillary and Michele
“Who Cut The Cheese” about Barrap Obama
“Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road” (replace the white stripe with a yellow one and it can apply to most liberals)
“Take Me Home, Country Road” - about Obama’s poor life
“Hit The Road Jackoff” - what the Secret Service agents sang to Obama as he left the White House
“I’m A loser” the song played on the jets that took Obama and Hillary out of DC
“Comes the Kommissar”, the song that plays when you ring Obama’s doorbell at his DC home
“Little Red Wagon”, a song about Obama’s new car
“Poke Salad Annie”, about Michele’s new cookbook

So let’s all sing, “An na One, an na Two” (Thank you Lawrence Welk)!