Drug testing floated for White House press corps

pagesix.com/ ^ | January 13, 2017 | Richard Johnson

[Enterprise]

Trump’s attacks on the mainstream media were a cornerstone of his campaign and last week he called BuzzFeed a “failing pile of garbage,” but forcing reporters to undergo random drug tests would provoke a media meltdown.

[eaglestar]

[Redleg Duke]

Would sure cull the herd!

[CGASMIA68]

Thats funny and would love to see an unannounced visit of drug dogs to the chamber and hear,

“Every one standup and back away from your belongings” and have the dogs do there thing.
I predict they would not get far before the 1st hit.

Start with the neanderthal Lewis

[MrEdd]

And thorough testing such as presidential security would note the absence of marching DNA material in the sample.

[fella]

"They should drug test congress. We should demand it."

More importantly than the Congress critters is to drug test their staffs and everybody else who works on The Hill. Especially on Mondays.

[eyeamok]

RANDOM??? Nice Try, how about MANDATORY every time you wish to enter Federal Property.

[FrdmLvr]

They’d be better off giving them a lie detector test.

[Gay State Conservative]

OH,THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!!

[hsmomx3]

and psychiatric testing....

[RayChuang88]

Given the social circles the MSM hangs out with, how many of them could even pass a drug test on a weekly basis so they could access the White House press room?

[ThePatriotsFlag]

I had to rake random drug tests just to do a sales job. I never had a problem with it. If you aren’t taking drugs, who cares?

[Daffynition]

Leave it to the Donald to define: Yellow Journalism.

HAHAHA!

[Vinnie]

Why not. Practically every other job and industry has drug testing .
Where I work they pull a name from the hat or some similar random way.
I’ve been ‘chosen’ more than once.

That clod that got into it with Trump could use a drug and mental exam.

[Daffynition]

I'd love to see *sniffer* dogs roaming the hallowed halls of the Capitol.

[Mean Daddy]

...and it needs to be a one seater for added comfort. First guy who doesn’t put the seat up is dead, thereby the problem taking care of itself.

[Enterprise]

Wanted: Female interns for special assignments. Must have Russian accents. Apply at White House.

[Enterprise]

It might be suspicious when the females flop out a fake schlong, or a male sits to give the sample. Or not.

[Enterprise]

"Here’s your cup, Jake....here’s your cup, Jim....here’s your cup, Katie.....here’s your cup, Brian....."

Those funny letters under your names are your names in cyrillic. The Russians had them made at our request.

[Enterprise]

They should also have one of those fluorescent lights to scan every room at the White House for the traces of “bodily fluids.”

[Enterprise]

Yer not dead Dowd. You just kind of look that way.