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12 DAYS!!!!!! (#TheRealLazamatazThread)
1/8/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/08/2017 2:51:24 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

Surrounded by snakes!!!!

“Asp” is any one of several venomous snake species found in Africa.


21 posted on 01/08/2017 3:39:05 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: Lazamataz; Fai Mao
And yet I still got my 270+

Wait, what?....Fai Media said there was no pathway to 270. : )

22 posted on 01/08/2017 3:39:06 AM PST by PGalt (CONGRATULATIONS Donald J. Trump)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s good to have a stock of synonyms. Helps with rhyming!


23 posted on 01/08/2017 3:40:04 AM PST by Tax-chick ("He who is kind to the poor lends to the LORD, and He will repay him for his deed." Pv. 19:17)
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To: Lazamataz

Man Laz, that Snowmageddon down there in ATL has taken out all your formatting. Are you warm enough? Plenty of food on hand?


24 posted on 01/08/2017 3:44:07 AM PST by AFreeBird (BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
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To: Tax-chick

Laz a few to consider
Maoist
South Side punk
school record hiding
stealth student
bully


25 posted on 01/08/2017 3:45:13 AM PST by slapshot (Change target acquisition to Hillarita and all socialists, not fellow conservatives)
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To: Tax-chick
It’s good to have a stock of synonyms. Helps with rhyming!

Here's a few more, courtesy of the good Dr Smith (of Lost In Space)...

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Adlepated Amateur
Adlepated Armor Bearer
Aluminum Canary
Animated Weather Station
Arrogant Automation
As Protective as a Leaky Umbrella
Astigmatic Automaton
Automated Oaf
Babbling Birdbrain
Babbling Bumpkin
Bellicose Bumpkin
Big Mouth
Blithering Blatherskite
Blithering Booby
Bloated Blimp
Blundering Bag of Bolts
Blithering Bumpkin
Book-Making Booby
Broken-down Has Been
Brutish Product of the Mineral World
Bubble Brain
Bubble-Head
Bubble-Headed Booby Bulbous Bumpkin
Bumbling Bag of Bolts Bumbling Booby
Bumbling Bucket of Bolts Bumbling Cracker Barrel
Bumptious Booby Bumptious Braggart
Bungler Bungling Incompetent
Cackling Cacophony Cackling Canister
Cackling Clod Cackling Cookoo
Cackling Coward Cantankerous Clod
Cold Hearted Clod Caterwauling Clod
Cautious Clump Chattering Magpie
Clanking Clod Clod-Like Collection of Condensors
Clumsy Clod Clumsy Cloot
Clumsy Clump Complete Moron
Computerized Clod Computerized Clump
Confused Compass Cowardly Clump
Cowardly Friend Cumbersome Clod
Cumbersome Clump Cybernetic Simpleton
Cybernetic Skeptic Defective Detective
Dehumanized Lie Dispenser Demented Diode
Deplorable Dummy Deplorable Dunderhead
Despotic Dunce Digitised Dunce
Dippity Dunce Disreputable Dunce
Disreputable Dunderhead Doctor Dunderhead
Dottering Dolt Dottering Dunderhead
Dunce Dunderhead
Elephantine Adam Egomanicale Ethrentricity
Evasive Coward
Ferrous Frankenstein Fiend in Tin Clothing
Floundering Flunky Foolish Fop
Frightful Fractious Frump Frozen Eskimo
Fugitive From a Junkheap Fugitive From a Junkyard
Fugitive From a Scrap Heap Fugitive From a Scrap Metal Yard
Gallumphing Gargoyle Gargantuan Goose
Garrulous Gargoyle Ghoul
Gigantic Gargoyle Goose
Gregarious Gremlin Hard-Headed Harbinger of Death
Hard-Headed Harbinger of Evil Hardware Hyena
Hopeless Heap of Tainted Tin Hulking Mass of Mechanical Ignorance
Hypertensive Hypochondriac Ignominious Ignoramus
Ill-informed Ignoramus Impersonal Collection of Inanimate Hardware
Incompetent Moronic Lump Incompetent Walking Ingot
Incompetent Idiot Incompetent Imbecile
Ineffectual Ineptitude Inept Gold Bricker
Inept Idiot Infamous Informer
Ingot of Ingratitude Ingrate
Insensitive Brute Insensitive Clump
Insensitive Idiot Insensitive Machine
Insipid Ineptitude Iron-Borne Ingrate
Irresponsible Winebibber Jabbering Jackanape
Jabbering Jeremiah Jabbering Judas
Jangling Junkheap Jespoty Dunce
John Barley Corn Judas
Juvenile Junkpile Klunker
Know Nothing Numskull Know-nothing Numskull
Lagert Lamebrained Lump
Lead-lined Lothario Lead-lined Lump
Lily Livered Lump Lily-Livered, Lead-Lined Lummox
Little Mother Ludricous Lump
Lugubrious Lagert Lugubrious Lump
Magnificent Mobile Malicious Moron
Mass of Fear Mealy-mouthed Rogue
Meandering Mental Midget Mechanical Dunderhead
Mechanical Friend Mechanical Meddler
Mechanical Misery Mechanical Misfit
Mechanical Monolith Mechanical Moron
Mechanical Murderer Meddler
Medical School Dropout Mediocre Medical Misfit
Mental Midget Metallic Ham
Metallic Monstrosity Metallic Murderer
Metallurgical Friend Miserable Mass of Metal
Miserable Mechanism Misguided Moron
Mechanical Misery Misshapen Mummy
Monstrous Mountebank Mechanized Misguided Moron
Monstrous, Metallurgical Meddler
Mr. Wrongway Computer Mumbling Mass of Metal
My Insensitive Friend Myna Bird
Nattering Ninny Neanderthal Ninny
Negligent Ninny Nervous Ninny
Nickering Ninny Nincompoop
Ninny Noxious Ninny
Obsolete Oaf Obsolete Piece of Scrap Metal
Old Booby Overcautious Concoction
Overgrown Ninny Oversized Oaf
Parsimonious Puppet Pathetic Pomposity
Pedagogical Pip-squeak Pitiable Pip-squeak
Plasticized Parrot Pompous Pip-squeak
Ponderous Plumber Pot Headed Prankster
Pot-Bellied Prankster Pot-Bellied Pumpkin
Powered Prankster Preening Popinjay
Presumptuous Pip-Squeak Presumptuous Popinjay
Pretentious Popinjay Primitive Pile of Pistons
Proverbial Neanderthal Ninny Puny Pip-squeak
Pusillanimous Pinhead Pusillanimous Pip-squeak
Pusillanimous Puncher Pusillanimous Punkah
Pusillanimous Puppet Pusillanimous Tyrant
Quivering Quintessence of Fear Ramshackled Romeo
Rattletrap Real Great Goose
Ridiculous Robot Ridiculous Roustabout
Ridiculous Ruin Robust Rock Hound
Rolly-Poly Rowdy Rusty Rasputin
Sanctimonious Scatterbrain Scurrilous Scatterbrain
Sententious Sloth Sickening Cybernetic
Silent Sentinel Silly Goose
Silly Old Ninny Silly Sausage
Silly Sloth Silly Stupid Lovable Old Ninny
Silver-Plated Sellout Simple Simon
Slick Sophisticated & Charming Companion
Snivelling Cinderbox Sorry Specimen of Computerhood
Stalwart Companion Stalwart Sortie
Steely-Eyed Sorcerer Stubborn Clatterbrain
Stupid Friend Tarnished Friend
Tarnished Trumpet Tattletale
Terrified Mechanical Dunderhead Tin-Plated Fool
Tin-Plated Fraud Tin-Plated Snitch
Tin-Plated Tattletale Tin-Plated Tintinnabulation
Tin-Plated Traitor Tin-Plated Tyrant
Tintinnabulation Tin Can Tiresome Thesaurus
Traitor Traitorous Electronic Junk Pile
Traitorous Tin-Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard
Traitorous Tintinnabulation Traitorous Transistorized Toad
Transistorized Tiger Treasonous Tyrant
Trusty Aid Tyrannical Tin Plate
Tyrannus Thesaurus Unabridged Dictionary
Unconscious Concoction Unctuous Underling
Uncultured Clump Ungrateful Underling
Ungrateful Wretch Unspeakable Insult
Weakling Worry Wart
Worthless Electronic Scrapheap Wretch
Wrong Way Computer

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26 posted on 01/08/2017 3:50:23 AM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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To: Lazamataz

Add me to THE LIST, please.


27 posted on 01/08/2017 3:52:15 AM PST by Taxman ((H. L. Mencken correctly observed: Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man.))
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To: Tax-chick

...OK, they’re not exactly synonyms, but they are some pretty clever insults.


28 posted on 01/08/2017 3:53:04 AM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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To: ETL

Funny stuff ... although applicable only if one assumes Obama is a robot.

There’s a Shakespearean insult generator on the web somewhere, gives results like “perfervid foaming caitiff.”


29 posted on 01/08/2017 3:54:41 AM PST by Tax-chick ("He who is kind to the poor lends to the LORD, and He will repay him for his deed." Pv. 19:17)
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To: Lazamataz

30!


30 posted on 01/08/2017 3:55:09 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: Lazamataz

Is this account verified? How do we know this is the real Lazamataz? Name the thread which wouldn’t let you host the thread after that one memorable occasion.


31 posted on 01/08/2017 3:56:49 AM PST by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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To: Lazamataz

Imitation is the best form of flattery.


32 posted on 01/08/2017 4:01:03 AM PST by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: Tax-chick
Funny stuff ... although applicable only if one assumes Obama is a robot.

Not all of them are applicable only for robots. Anyway, Obama IS a robot of sorts, programmed by his commie handlers and mentors. :)

33 posted on 01/08/2017 4:01:14 AM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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To: Tax-chick
Funny stuff ... although applicable only if one assumes Obama is a robot.

Image result for obama robot

34 posted on 01/08/2017 4:13:08 AM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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35 posted on 01/08/2017 4:13:14 AM PST by xp38
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To: ETL

LOL!


36 posted on 01/08/2017 4:27:09 AM PST by Tax-chick ("He who is kind to the poor lends to the LORD, and He will repay him for his deed." Pv. 19:17)
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To: Jemian
Name the thread which wouldn’t let you host the thread after that one memorable occasion.

There are words there, but they make no sense. :)

37 posted on 01/08/2017 4:44:52 AM PST by Lazamataz (TRUMP LIED TO ME!!!! ....He said I'd get sick of winning.... AND I'M NOT SICK OF WINNING YET!!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

the thread after which host wouldn’t let you name the thread that one memorable occasion


38 posted on 01/08/2017 4:52:13 AM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll stick with my .308, thank you!


39 posted on 01/08/2017 4:53:20 AM PST by Redleg Duke (Final countdown to the liberals' Trumpaccolips! Yee Haw!)
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To: Tax-chick

I just noticed now that, whoever compiled that list of Dr Smith’s Robot insults, he/she failed to properly separate many of them.


40 posted on 01/08/2017 4:57:35 AM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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