Scientists pick up deep space signals which could PROVE aliens are trying to contact humanity

The Sun (UK)) ^ | CHRIS PEREZ

[HamiltonJay]

3 Billion Year Old Signals??? Even if they are alien, likely dead or forgotten they made the call by now

[roadcat]

Message deciphered:

"Send escaped lunatic back to us. Goes by alias Barrack Obama. Extremely dangerous."

[Rastus]

They might want to mate with us. And they might be hot, green women.

[Trillian]

[trebb]

That is a good general response. However in this case the signal is 3 billion light years away.

Yep - whatever generated the signals is probably not as it was and surely didn't have anything to be responding to as far as Earth goes....

[Does so]

They want ONE hundred dachshunds? Message garbled in transmission.

Correction! Make that TWO hundred dachshunds...:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v_IYA99iL0

[RoosterRedux]

lol...funny.

[Svartalfiar]

Eh, close but not quite.


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