Skip to comments.The Week After Christmas
Posted on 12/26/2016 4:37:41 PM PST by Hillbilly sage
Twas the week after Christmas and all thru the White House, Not a creature was stirring, not one Marxist louse.
The prayer rug was hung by the chimney with care, Because the Chief Muslim was not to be there.
Then out on Oahu there arose such a clatter, I sent up my drone to see what's the matter.
And what to my hillbilly eyes did appear, A golf shorts clad Kenyan and his caddy, a queer.
He whipped out his driver and clamped down on the grip, Stared down the fairway and gave it a rip.
He gazed in the air but there was nothing to see, No hook, no slice, just one empty tee.
He let out a yell "This is the worst Christmas of all, Trump will be President and I have no balls.
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LOL! Nicely done.
Very well done!
Somebody’s a great and articulate poet!
Nicely done. :)
Love it - saved it for future “plagiarisms”...Merry Christmas
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