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Airlines to pay fine if planes drop human waste during flight
Hindustan Times ^ | 12/21/2016

Posted on 12/22/2016 11:39:03 AM PST by Gamecock

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To: Pollster1

“US Air Force has radar networks monitoring the threat from “Icy BMs”

Excellent pun!


21 posted on 12/22/2016 12:26:53 PM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: tired&retired

SHOULD READ... Thus there are signs on trains, DO NOT USE TOILETS ON TRAINS WHILE IN THE STATION.


22 posted on 12/22/2016 12:27:57 PM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: Gamecock

New drink in India. The Ahpoo.

One shot of Grey Goose over blue ice.


23 posted on 12/22/2016 12:28:29 PM PST by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
"...‘it was indeed excreta, but its source is not known’...

The source is indian curry holes. Millions of them.

24 posted on 12/22/2016 12:29:56 PM PST by T-Bone Texan (Normal people do not play dominoes on pizza.)
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To: tired&retired
Excellent pun!

I didn't know that was possible with puns (the source of the word "punishment").

25 posted on 12/22/2016 12:40:06 PM PST by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: Gamecock

But they’ll bathe and brush their teeth in the Ganges with bodies of men and animals floating by.


26 posted on 12/22/2016 12:50:00 PM PST by pa_dweller (Trump 290, Clinton 232 - The vote heard 'round the world.)
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To: Timpanagos1
In a country where 300,000,000 have to poop in the street, I don’t think planes dumping human waste is all that big of a problem.

I doubt anyone in India would notice.

27 posted on 12/22/2016 12:52:55 PM PST by Sans-Culotte (Time to get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!)
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To: rigelkentaurus
So they are making a rule forbidding throwing mooselimbs out the air lock during a flight?? That’s just not right.

You should not drop them over people's houses.

How would you like to be going out to drink your morning coffee and finding that a plane had splattered them all over your patio?

How Rude!

28 posted on 12/22/2016 12:59:11 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: Sybeck1

“It’s a big chunk of poopie! We call them Boeing Bombs.”


29 posted on 12/22/2016 1:06:57 PM PST by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: Gamecock

Human waste happens.


30 posted on 12/22/2016 1:27:41 PM PST by 353FMG (AMERICA IS ALL THAT TRULY MATTERS)
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To: Gamecock

FTA: “DGCA shall also issue directions that aircraft on landing shall be subjected to surprise inspection to see that human waste tanks are not empty. If any aircraft is found to be violating such circular or (their) tanks are found empty on landing, they shall be subjected to environment compensation of Rs 50,000 per default,” the bench said.
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Save the last turd for us.


31 posted on 12/22/2016 2:28:31 PM PST by Joe Bfstplk (A Deplorable in Texas)
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To: Gamecock

What a load of crap!


32 posted on 12/22/2016 2:53:50 PM PST by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: Gamecock
I don't think aircraft lav systems were designed to "dump" in mid-air, at least by design that is.

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33 posted on 12/22/2016 4:31:10 PM PST by PeteePie (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
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